I know I'm a bad poet, but I'm a good man. All I ask is that... is that you try to see me—

William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 61*  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Oct 13, 2008 5:53:02 pm PDT #4426 of 10001

Shitfucker. Mister Kitty's always had a wheeze, but now he is gagging when he eats tonight after a puking episode this morning (sometimes happen.) Not sure if it is related or not. Anyway. He's a 15+ year old cat, these things worry the fuck out of me. He'll eat treats, but still gags after, though has so far kept them down. He got a lot because with the insulin, he can't afford not eating. Damnit. Doesn't help that I was just reading about pet cremation options. NOT ANYTIME SOON GODDAMNIT.

msbelle, that's one option.


shrift - Oct 13, 2008 5:58:09 pm PDT #4427 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

In high school, I translated swatches of Julius Caesar’s “The Battle for Gaul” from Latin to English while nibbling cheese crackers.

I took four years of Latin in high school and belonged to the Junior Classical League; I translated Catullus in my spare time while crunching on Cool Ranch Doritos and sipping a cold Mountain Dew, but only because it was homework and some of those poems were dirty.


Allyson - Oct 13, 2008 6:25:15 pm PDT #4428 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

ooooh, i want cool ranch doritos.


DavidS - Oct 13, 2008 6:31:14 pm PDT #4429 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

ooooh, i want cool ranch doritos.

Not unless you're reading dirty poems in Latin.


Shir - Oct 14, 2008 12:55:44 am PDT #4430 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I'm not insane for getting absolutely cheer-uped by Dr. Who, right? This show reminds me the stuff I like about life. Also, that I might need more of this life things.

Hell, my one consistent wish has always been (grammar?) a time machine.

(Yeah, and a better understanding of English grammar wouldn't hurt as well, but that's something I can improve on my own. Alternatively, I can't invent a time machine on my own).


flea - Oct 14, 2008 2:28:36 am PDT #4431 of 10001
information libertarian

Some of Catullus is dirty? Try all! Very, very dirty. And scurrilous. Hec would love it.


Theodosia - Oct 14, 2008 2:37:53 am PDT #4432 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

'Has always been' is definitely advanced (and correct) English grammar!

Bonus points for correct use of parenthetical question.


Shir - Oct 14, 2008 2:46:57 am PDT #4433 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Thanks, Theo!

Cool news of today: yes, one can print on pergament paper! And it turns out great. The booklet for the album-I-like-gift-for-friend is gonna be so beautiful. Yay black and white CC licence pictures of the Flickr's lazy search-shire.


billytea - Oct 14, 2008 3:00:07 am PDT #4434 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Huh. Some bunch called the Legatum Institute has ranked Australia as the world's most prosperous country. [link] The US ranked equal 4th. At a rough guess, there's unlikely to be much statistical difference between the first 20 or so countries, but the important message to take away from this is that we beat New Zealand.


Nora Deirdre - Oct 14, 2008 3:50:04 am PDT #4435 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Which Dr. Who cheered you up? I was immensely cheered by "Partners In Crime" over the weekend. Fun times!