Who died and made you Elvis?

Cordelia ,'Storyteller'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - Oct 13, 2008 10:53:11 am PDT #4337 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

My daughter is a cheese weirdo. She doesn't like melted cheese. She doesn't like cheddar (orange cheese she calls it) and is only so-so on jack. What does she like you ask? Gruyere, gouda, brie with the skin cut off. Oh and yeah, she likes the fancy pants, imported from England, $12 a pound cheddar too.

I don't mind so much that she has fancy pants tastes, except that it means she's always stealing my cheese.


tommyrot - Oct 13, 2008 10:54:16 am PDT #4338 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

she's always stealing my cheese.

I think there's a book that might help you with that....


Gudanov - Oct 13, 2008 11:01:33 am PDT #4339 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

The DOW closed up over 900 points. The roller coaster continues.


tommyrot - Oct 13, 2008 11:13:11 am PDT #4340 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think the DOW is up so much because the markets are happy that Levi Johnston talked to the press, and that it won't be a shotgun wedding....


Jesse - Oct 13, 2008 11:13:33 am PDT #4341 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My daughter is a cheese weirdo. She doesn't like melted cheese. She doesn't like cheddar (orange cheese she calls it) and is only so-so on jack. What does she like you ask? Gruyere, gouda, brie with the skin cut off. Oh and yeah, she likes the fancy pants, imported from England, $12 a pound cheddar too.

I don't mind so much that she has fancy pants tastes, except that it means she's always stealing my cheese.

That's awesome. Keep her away from the Epoisses.

That's right -- I like cheese wrapped in plastic AND fancy-pants cheese!


tommyrot - Oct 13, 2008 11:15:41 am PDT #4342 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I like cheese wrapped in plastic AND fancy-pants cheese!

Fence-sitter!


Jesse - Oct 13, 2008 11:18:00 am PDT #4343 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I do not discriminate.


Cashmere - Oct 13, 2008 11:19:34 am PDT #4344 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I am not a cheese snob--I'll eat the "processed cheese food" and fancy cheese. The kids are partial to colby and I like sharp cheddar.

I am, however, an apple snob and am pretty particular about which breeds I'll eat.


Burrell - Oct 13, 2008 11:19:50 am PDT #4345 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Jesse's a cheese chameleon! Kat is too, if memory serves.


beth b - Oct 13, 2008 11:22:19 am PDT #4346 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

mmmm....cheese

but I prefer swiss