I've found myself getting irrationally angry when people are all up in my grill demanding to know if I'm registered to vote and if I'm going to vote and am I SURE that I'm registered to vote and am I AWARE that I will be defriended in real life if I don't vote? Because, dude, YES, I am registered to vote, and YES, I am going to vote, and god DAMN it, I know it's my civic duty, so will you PLEASE STOP YELLING AT ME?!
I think I got some free-floating guilt peanut butter in my democratic process chocolate.
I've found myself getting irrationally angry when people are all up in my grill demanding to know if I'm registered to vote
More than one person? They must think you are a feckless youth.
Oh, my god, when did they re-record the finale music on Jeopardy? It sucks.
More than one person? They must think you are a feckless youth.
Unusually important in this election, the feckless vote.
shrift, take a note from my psycho, fucks-with-people-for-fun brother. Glaze ye eyes over and say "Yes, I'm voting. Voting for for SATAN!" Draw out the satan and look delirious.
He's found it shuts people up.
The Fug Girls entry on Grace Jones today is BRILLIANT.
More than one person? They must think you are a feckless youth.
The thing is, I think it's awesome that so many people are being moved to vote! It's totally cool... provided that people don't assume I'm an idiot who isn't going to vote. I guess that's what makes me cranky?
I am going to be 30 in a couple of months. Perhaps I'm finding this more traumatic than I'd realized.
sarameg, there's always keeping them separated for a few days, switching them between rooms so they can sniff each others' scent on things, and possibly hiss at each other under the door until they get it out of their systems, or you're home on the weekend to referee.
shrift, take a note from my psycho, fucks-with-people-for-fun brother. Glaze ye eyes over and say "Yes, I'm voting. Voting for for SATAN!" Draw out the satan and look delirious.
But Cheney's not even on the ticket.
Hey, am I right in thinking this is the first election since 1952 where there's neither a sitting president nor vice-president in the race?
shrift: you can always answer, "Of course! I'm going to vote just the way that my pastor tells me to!" That will probably shut them up....
:: looks evil ::