Sarah Palin, during the evening gown portion of the 1984 Miss Alaska competition:
God has made us this promise: If we will commit our works to Him, we will succeed. Our lives can be enhanced by applying this, and by thinking optimistically. In Alaska we have mosquitoes. We also have the most beautiful mountains in the world. The choice is ours as to which we'll focus on.
Sarah Palin's Evening Gown Competition (VIDEO)
If it come true, I will become the new Jim Cramer. Or whoever.
You can be the hot woman, all you need is a bald guy and you have got yourself a financial show.
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my father sent this to me. comedians in 2007 talking about how the market works
You can be the hot woman, all you need is a bald guy and you have got yourself a financial show.
That's going to by my innovation -- no bald guy!
That's going to by my innovation -- no bald guy!
So you're going to shave your head?
Seriously, man, they really do have mosquitoes. Klingon forehead, peoples, Klingon forehead.
Also, is there a word for that feeling that you have something in your paste buffer that you meant to do something with, but you can't remember and the only way to figure it out is to paste it randomly into something? Because there should be a word for that.
2 mentions in one day, where is bon bon?
ION - I have finally realized who Couric reminded me of during the Palin interviews....Will Ferrel as Alec Trebek on SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy.