I am too tired to go get lunch.

I would teleport you a burrito, but I don't teleport burritos food since the incident.

Heh. Which is what some of my siblings tried to talk my parents into naming me when I was born.

Did they know they were in a Stallone family theme when they named you Frank instead?

Did they know they were in a Stallone family theme when they named you Frank instead?

Uh, no. I think it was Sylvester the cat they were thinking of.

My sister had a friend in college named Maria Adelaida de something or other at least three more names in here what I'm from Colombia and all the women in my family are named Maria.

I have SO many Marias in my family, it's a minor miracle I squeaked out without it anywhere in my name (both my mother and my sister are Marias). I'm also the only one with only two names. My grandmother was really fond of the excessive names, with every one of her six surviving children (she had nine total) being given a minimum of four names. I think my uncle, who was the only boy and her favorite, was gifted with six names.

In my family, we've always thought it was funny in West Side Story when he yells out, "MARIA!!" and only one person answers....

My grandmother (Irish Catholic) named TWO of her 4 daughters Mary. Mary Elizabeth and Mary Joanne. Mary Elizabeth only ever went by Beth, though.

OMG, this is the cutest widdle car evah! Peapod electric car by Chrysler

And it's actually going to be produced, as a 2009 model.

The Peapod has a top speed of 25 miles per hour and a range of up to 30 miles per charge. Battery charge is extended by regenerative braking and recharge time is approximately six to eight hours.

Top speed of 25 mph? Ugh. Yeah, it's only for city driving, but I'd hate to be driving down Western Ave in that, where people usually drive 35-40 mph.

OMG, this is the cutest widdle car evah!

I think Nate has a Hot Wheels car like that...

In my family, we've always thought it was funny in West Side Story when he yells out, "MARIA!!" and only one person answers....

Snerk, but I've seen it in action, sort of -- I knew a family in very, very rural France where the four sisters all had Marie-Something names (Marie-Claude, Marie-Danièle, and two other Marie-????s that I've forgotten), and their mother could just yell out "Marie!" and get a specific sister.

(But I was never completely sure if the Marie in question was really absolutely the one she wanted or if they had just all learned growing up that if you're in hearing range, you are the one Mother wants -- Mother was about 80 and took no bullshit of any kind. Anyway, they all thought there was someone specific being called.)

Schadenfreude from Wonkette:

Poor Wall Street I-Bankers With Jobs Whining About Terrible Crap

It’s not really a factor, but then again OK, it is a HUGE factor, to keep in mind the type of horrific douchecocks that this bailout would keep in business most immediately. Your associate editor recently graduated with an English degree from a college known mostly for its business school and watched many of his… “colleagues” blindly take “safe” & high-paying & evil jobs at Lehman, Merrill Lynch, etc., and has been SO AMAZINGLY HAPPY to watch so many of them lose these same jobs recently. It’s absolutely the best part of this crisis. Because check out what this still-employed Merrill Lynch-cum-Bank of America person has to say: “I was in denial. You see, Merrill has a much better reputation than a commercial bank like Bank of America. I was shocked I would be joining a lower-tier commercial bank. There’s a feeling, ‘I didn’t go through this whole interview process to work at a commercial bank.’” This is the standard. So how about we only bail out these companies if they agree to fire all of their remaining shitsack employees, hmm?