One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!

Mal ,'War Stories'


Natter 61*  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Oct 01, 2008 6:28:50 am PDT #1619 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

If she does end up as bad as the rumor mill is mongering, Biden should just shut up and let her blather herself into a hole. If she proves to be better than expectations and goes on the attack, he should let loose like he would have on Romney or Huckabee.

ION, the sticky tape in front of the TV has been successful in thwarting my cat from jumping onto the cabinet and using the screen as a scratching post! She spent most of the evening meowing plaintively while staring up at the TV and occasionally getting onto her hind legs and touching her front paws to the tape, then running away. She did manage to jump behind the TV, where I don't have any tape, and then try and walk around to the front, but was driven away by the tape.

She also shoved the cabinet (which swivels) out of frustration, and seeing her walk away in a snit after getting it to swivel all the way to the right was pretty funny.


Jessica - Oct 01, 2008 6:29:51 am PDT #1620 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If she sticks to talking points

Does it still count if her talking points aren't part of coherent English sentences? Because if the Couric interview is any indication, she's memorized all her talking point buzzwords phonetically.


amych - Oct 01, 2008 6:32:33 am PDT #1621 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Does it still count if her talking points aren't part of coherent English sentences?

Yeah, this is the thing with memorizing the talking points -- she's not just getting 3 days of debate cramming. They've been coaching her pretty much nonstop for 6 weeks now, and I'm seriously doubtful that another couple of days is going to make the difference from what we've already seen. The convention speech was her peak.


SuziQ - Oct 01, 2008 6:33:15 am PDT #1622 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I think the bar is set so low right now...anything close to complete sentences will garner applause.


tommyrot - Oct 01, 2008 6:33:23 am PDT #1623 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This Andrew Sullivan post cracked me up (Sullivan, FTR, has been extremely critical of Palin from the beginning):

Running Out Of Cards

Michelle Cottle asks what Palin's next excuse will be:

Team McCain is burning through the list of groups to blame at an alarming clip. At this rate, with five weeks left to go, they are at serious risk of running out of ways to paint Palin as the victim of some overarching prejudice. Religious persecution is still available for use, as is the well-documented bias against people who wear glasses. But those two excuses cannot possibly hold all the way through October. Anyone care to venture some more creative cards for them to play?

The fag-blogger card? I'm ready.


Steph L. - Oct 01, 2008 6:37:17 am PDT #1624 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Because if the Couric interview is any indication, she's memorized all her talking point buzzwords phonetically.

Does that make her Milli or Vanilli?


§ ita § - Oct 01, 2008 6:48:53 am PDT #1625 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Kat, see doctor. Stat.

ER was a long wait, with a doctor not in love with giving pain meds. Still, I'm in far better shape than I was this time yesterday, so I'll cheerfully take what I got.

Once a headache starts I become less tolerant of any scent.

Most of them are like being hit in the nose with a bat. Though I find I can tolerate the smell of coffee very well, to the extent I carried some ground coffee on me to clear my nose when someone or something was being particularly triggery. Someone here suggested it, but I dismember who.

Shir, I love those pics. Five or so years ago I got my hands on a bunch of family pics that I scanned, and I found just the process mesmerising, like tiptoeing through someone else's lives, but everything is happening so shushed you can't be sure of what's going on.


Lee - Oct 01, 2008 6:49:16 am PDT #1626 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

And of course, combining Tommy and Steph's last posts, I'm now earwormed with Blame it on the rain.

You both SUCK


Trudy Booth - Oct 01, 2008 6:49:41 am PDT #1627 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I think she'll be fine. She's read ALL the newspapers and magazines. ALL of them.


Steph L. - Oct 01, 2008 6:49:59 am PDT #1628 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

You both SUCK

Gotta blame it on something.