Plug n play my ass!
Wow, I totally missed that. Where's Super Porny Pants when you need her?
Super Porny Pants was VOTING!
Some things, occaaaaaaasionally, are even more important that porn.
Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - Nov 04, 2008 5:57:24 am PST #9951 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
tommyrot - Nov 04, 2008 6:13:01 am PST #9952 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The surgery I had... well, I have no idea what exactly they were doing, but I know it was for closing the gap between my two front teeth. It involved some bone removal from the jaw, and all sorts of fun like this.
Huh. That sounds kinda' like mine, where they removed some bone in my upper jaw so my top and bottom teeth would line up.
Yuck. Not happy times.
sj - Nov 04, 2008 6:13:09 am PST #9953 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I plan on voting after what I assume will be the lunch rush at the polls. Then finally getting my car inspected.
Barb - Nov 04, 2008 6:18:46 am PST #9954 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
Y'know, the fates better give me something good today. Like, a Democratic President.
Signed,
She who just spent a half hour digging her dog out from under the backyard fence.
Laura - Nov 04, 2008 6:38:42 am PST #9955 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
My sister's dog has a campaign pin that reads - Fetch the White House - Bark Obama 2008. I insisted that she send me a picture.
Toddson - Nov 04, 2008 6:42:04 am PST #9956 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I went by my polling place this morning, thinking if it wasn't too busy I could vote. Line went out the door, down the entire block, wrapped around the corner and went almost to the next street down. So it's after work for me. (Went by another polling place on the trip in and their line was only a block long.)
I watched the SNL Presidential Bash last night - the one line that made me laugh out loud was, "Bitches get stuff done!" (Tina Fey, after saying people called Hillary Clinton a bitch and that she was, then announcing she herself was a bitch and that Amy Poehler was one too.)
brenda m - Nov 04, 2008 6:46:18 am PST #9957 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Fetch the White House - Bark Obama 2008.
WANT!
Toddson - Nov 04, 2008 6:47:47 am PST #9958 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
For the awwww factor.
Connie Neil - Nov 04, 2008 6:52:42 am PST #9959 of 10001
brillig
Thank god we voted on Halloween. Odd costumes add a festive touch to a polling place.
Laura - Nov 04, 2008 6:58:14 am PST #9960 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
I'm still waiting for the picture from my sister, but it looks like she got her pin here [link]