It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sparky1 - Oct 31, 2008 4:57:43 am PDT #9688 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I have no excuse to buy Halloween candy.

However, tomorrow when it is all 50% off you'll have a perfect excuse!


SailAweigh - Oct 31, 2008 5:01:45 am PDT #9689 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Ooh, you're right. I usually do my grocery shopping on the weekend. I'll have to make sure I get there early, so I don't get beat out by all the like minded cheapskates individuals.


Barb - Oct 31, 2008 5:16:55 am PDT #9690 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

Happy Halloween, Bitches!

Happy Birthday, Daniel!

Happy Anniversary, Pete and Jilli!


DCJensen - Oct 31, 2008 6:05:31 am PDT #9691 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Wooo! Birthday wishes from the Buffistas and hot Andi-made sugar-free apple pie for breakfast.

The Gronk is rapidly retreating under the combined onslaught of forces for good.

ION: Gas is $1.99/gallon in some places in Minnesota.


Emily - Oct 31, 2008 6:08:07 am PDT #9692 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Oy. My "educational technology" portfolio is due tomorrow. Have I worked on it? I have not. This would not be such a big problem if the computer with all my -- highly technological! -- teaching resources for the last year hadn't committed (assisted) suicide last week. ARRRGH.


omnis_audis - Oct 31, 2008 6:19:34 am PDT #9693 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Happy anniversary, Jilli & Pete!

Happy birthday, Daniel!

Oh, dear. I just created a Facebook account. I hardly keep up with LJ.
There is a way so your public posts in LJ will automatically show up as notes in FB.

I am sad. I live in a condo with a security door. I have no excuse to buy Halloween candy.
See, this is what I was thinking last night. For 8 years I lived in a secure building with no kids. Now I live in a 10,000 unit "village". No CLUE how much candy to buy, if any. Arrggh. And I don't want extra candy in the house. I've been doing pretty good with no refined sugars (except the ice creams).


brenda m - Oct 31, 2008 6:31:19 am PDT #9694 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Just take the extra in to the theatre with you. Probably be gone in nanoseconds.


WindSparrow - Oct 31, 2008 7:03:56 am PDT #9695 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Happy Anniversary, House of Reason!

Happy Hallowe'en, everyone!


Scrappy - Oct 31, 2008 7:18:23 am PDT #9696 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Happy Bativersary, Reasons!

Happy Bat-day, Daniel!

I am a Zombie HR Manager today and I have a pretty good costume, but it pales in comaprison to some folks here. We have an awesome Frank the Bunny, A Rob Zombie portrayed by the most petite female in the office and a renaissance princess, and the lovely Alibelle as a Fairy with glittery wings. The office has a die-hard Cowboys fan, so another person came as a "typical" Cowboys fan, complete with overstuffed beer belly, stubble and a handcuffs on one wrist from a recent brush with the law.


DavidS - Oct 31, 2008 7:30:15 am PDT #9697 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Happy anniversary, Reasons!

Happy birthday, Daniel!

This is Halloween! Everybody make a scene!