Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - Oct 29, 2008 8:26:19 am PDT #9565 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh my jesus, Steph. He might be a very nice boy, but as soon as he's better you should give him a whap upside the head or fifty.


juliana - Oct 29, 2008 8:27:36 am PDT #9566 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Oh my jesus, Steph. He might be a very nice boy, but as soon as he's better you should give him a whap upside the head or fifty.

Holy SHIT, yes. Steal all of his high heels, too.


sj - Oct 29, 2008 8:31:11 am PDT #9567 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Oh my jesus, Steph. He might be a very nice boy, but as soon as he's better you should give him a whap upside the head or fifty.

Very much this. Poor, Teppy.


omnis_audis - Oct 29, 2008 8:34:57 am PDT #9568 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Oh my jesus, Steph. He might be a very nice boy, but as soon as he's better you should give him a whap upside the head or fifty.
is that foreplay? no. That would be whaps on the ass. Nevermind. Either way, surgery~ma and wake-up~ma for him.

How'd the interview go for Tom? Hopefully well!

Shir, how's the mouth? Hopefully the drugs weren't so good ya can't type.

My head wants to explode trying to figure out labor costs. Old job labor was a different budget I didn't manage. Estimating labor seems to rip my brain apart, for what ever reason. Not getting to sleep until 5am is not helping either. With that, I'm heading to lunch. fuck it.

Also, Fay, that reviewer dude. So. Wrong. Dude. Having someone fetch you porn? Wrong.


Atropa - Oct 29, 2008 8:38:16 am PDT #9569 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Oh my jesus, Steph. He might be a very nice boy, but as soon as he's better you should give him a whap upside the head or fifty.

Yes, very much this.

I hope the interview went well for Tom!

My One True Bra comes from England, from one particular retailer, who recently changed how their online orders are processed to a system that I refuse to use. Argh. I either need to stay up very late to make a phone order, or decide if I want to ask my friend who works nights to call them and place an order for me.


sj - Oct 29, 2008 8:52:00 am PDT #9570 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Almost done with the car craziness. I think I have found someone that can take us to drop off the car at the hand control place tonight, and I have someone to take me to pick up the car tomorrow. Want car now.


WindSparrow - Oct 29, 2008 9:16:02 am PDT #9571 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Its just always felt like such a sexist/homophobic construct to me -- and it rankles that everybody (including people who are neither sexist nor homophobic) just seems to accept it as fact.

It never occurred to me that that one had any sexual connotations, as thinking of the ass-talk as farting made a lot of sense. It's noisy, it smells bad, and it doesn't mean much.

Ya know what saying can have vastly different connotations depending on what kind of mind one has? "Rode hard and put away wet" always, always sounds to me like some girl that just got badly used. Imagine the cognitive dissonance when I heard a pastor of a small country church use it. I was greatly taken aback. And then it occurred to me that for a man of a generation or two older than I who had been raised on a farm, he might be referring to the badness of not properly grooming a horse, and that I was the one with the dirty mind.

{{{Tepppy}}} Surgery~ma for the boy and calm~ma for you.

Seconding this.

Car~ma to both sj and Deena.


Vortex - Oct 29, 2008 9:18:04 am PDT #9572 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

you could also ask an eastcoaster to make the call. It's only five hours for us.


sj - Oct 29, 2008 9:19:32 am PDT #9573 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Deena, much car~ma to you.


Atropa - Oct 29, 2008 9:22:05 am PDT #9574 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

you could also ask an eastcoaster to make the call. It's only five hours for us.

Oooooh, that's a good point. Because while I'm mostly okay with the notion of the pet DJ ordering bras for me, I suspect Pete would be a trifle unnerved. (Because the pet DJ is a cheerful letch, and while he doesn't smarm at ME, perhaps I shouldn't ask him to order me undergarments.)