The whole earth may be sucked into Hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big ho?

Buffy ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Oct 26, 2008 4:00:00 pm PDT #9356 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

My underpants and my buttcrack are in love and wish never to be separated.


Vortex - Oct 26, 2008 4:04:44 pm PDT #9357 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

My underpants and my buttcrack are in love and wish never to be separated.

blink

Teppy, I love that you have the vanilla mixer, and I hope that it makes you giggle whenever you use it. Congratulations on your journey (ugh, sounds so "woo woo"), but it is a journey, and I'm sure that it took a lot of work to get there, to be comfortable and content, and to enjoy being who you are.


WindSparrow - Oct 26, 2008 4:08:26 pm PDT #9358 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

My underpants and my buttcrack are in love and wish never to be separated.

Sounds like Cupid just gave you a wedgie.


Gadget_Girl - Oct 26, 2008 4:28:48 pm PDT #9359 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

My underpants and my buttcrack are in love and wish never to be separated.

Sounds like Cupid just gave you a wedgie.

I was just thinking of a response and WindSparrow came up with one better than anything I was thinking. Now I have to get a towel to clean up the hot tea I spewed on my monitor.


meara - Oct 26, 2008 8:04:50 pm PDT #9360 of 10001

Heh. I'm reading about Tep's journey from vanilla, and all I can think about is the time many years ago (...um, at least six, maybe seven?) when I was in town for one of my first work trips, and we went out, and stopped in at a lovely clothing store, and at Graeters...and at the porny book store, and at the gay (leather?) bar...


DCJensen - Oct 26, 2008 8:12:28 pm PDT #9361 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

heh.

If her new KitchenAid mixer follows Teppy's path, it won't be vanilla forever.


Shir - Oct 26, 2008 8:20:04 pm PDT #9362 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I started having b.org dreams few nights ago, and they won't stop.

First was couple of days ago. I dreamed I was in Tel Aviv, I left all of the stuff that's on me in some locked apartment with weird people which I didn't like so much (who weren't any of you guys, for the record), and the people there were sleeping, so I went for a walk. On this walk, I helped people I knew from my past getting out from a pit/swallow-hole in the pavement (they kept falling in there, those stupids), and kept on walking, and suddenly I heard an explosion and ambulances and people panicking. It was a suicide bomber next to the Tel Aviv Central Bus Station (which really didn't look like it, I tell you that), and I was worried that I can't tell you guys I'm OK. I wasn't anywhere near a computer and I couldn't call Nilly to let you guys know I'm alright. I think I decided to keep on the walk, and that's when I woke up.

And I today the alarm went on while dreaming that I'm reading Laga's posts. You're in my thoughts AND dreams, sweetie!


Hil R. - Oct 26, 2008 8:43:52 pm PDT #9363 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Yikes, Shir. Those dreams sound terrifying.

I can't get to sleep. It's partly my shoulder hurting, partly that I'm in the middle of a book that I want to finish, and partly that I just can't get my mind to calm down enough for sleep to happen. I just took a bunch of Motrin to deal with the first problem, but I don't know how to deal with the other two.


Shir - Oct 26, 2008 8:52:12 pm PDT #9364 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Oh, I can assure they're not - I'm very good with keeping my head together in my dreams, and I'm mostly numb in them. I think my brain's probably running emotional scenarios on me while sleeping, just in case, because I tend towards the control freak, as I said before.

And oh, Hil. Relax~ma, and sleep for me too!


Hil R. - Oct 26, 2008 9:05:47 pm PDT #9365 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Well, I just turned off my fan. It was a balance between "too hot to sleep" and "too noisy to sleep," and the noise seemed to be more annoying. And the Motrin seems to be slowly kicking in, so I'm going to try sleep again.