A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Oct 26, 2008 2:09:24 pm PDT #9352 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Well, if you were drinking last night, that's somewhere around 20 hours ago? I think you'd be fine by now.


Laga - Oct 26, 2008 2:11:05 pm PDT #9353 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

good news, thanks. I haven't had a headache this bad in a very long time.


billytea - Oct 26, 2008 3:35:31 pm PDT #9354 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Well too scared, and -- I was also in the Freak-Ass Church, who frowned on unmarried men and women having conversations by themselves, even if the conversations were on Godly Topics, because it could lead to "a false sense of closeness and create unhealthy expectations." So they wouldn't have looked too kindly on the whole kink thing.

What if you assured them you weren't going there for the conversation?

My FAC went through phases on that stuff, mostly with respect to the unbaptized. As a friend of mine described it, you tell a bunch of teenagers that the only way they're ever having sex is to get baptized, it makes for a pretty effective retention strategy. (And a pretty effective cultivator of teenage pregnancies.)


WindSparrow - Oct 26, 2008 3:56:47 pm PDT #9355 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Two somewhat disturbing things just happened. First, I just got woken up from a nap by someone shouting either "McCain/Palin - lock and load" or "McCain/Palin - rock and roll". I wish I'd been awake enough to hear for certain, and near enough to a door to shout back, "If you do get to rock Sarah Palin, the kid that will inevitably result will have an even lower IQ than you have." I wish people who wake me up for stupid things were required to leave a phone number or address so I could have the privilege of doing the same to them. Also, I wonder if the douchenozzle would have shouted something different if there had been any lights on in our house, to indicate someone was home.

Second, Harvey just hurked up a rather large amount of rubber band pieces. It appears to have been the remains of one of those long, skinny rubber bands. Dunno where he got it.


Laga - Oct 26, 2008 4:00:00 pm PDT #9356 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

My underpants and my buttcrack are in love and wish never to be separated.


Vortex - Oct 26, 2008 4:04:44 pm PDT #9357 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

My underpants and my buttcrack are in love and wish never to be separated.

blink

Teppy, I love that you have the vanilla mixer, and I hope that it makes you giggle whenever you use it. Congratulations on your journey (ugh, sounds so "woo woo"), but it is a journey, and I'm sure that it took a lot of work to get there, to be comfortable and content, and to enjoy being who you are.


WindSparrow - Oct 26, 2008 4:08:26 pm PDT #9358 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

My underpants and my buttcrack are in love and wish never to be separated.

Sounds like Cupid just gave you a wedgie.


Gadget_Girl - Oct 26, 2008 4:28:48 pm PDT #9359 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

My underpants and my buttcrack are in love and wish never to be separated.

Sounds like Cupid just gave you a wedgie.

I was just thinking of a response and WindSparrow came up with one better than anything I was thinking. Now I have to get a towel to clean up the hot tea I spewed on my monitor.


meara - Oct 26, 2008 8:04:50 pm PDT #9360 of 10001

Heh. I'm reading about Tep's journey from vanilla, and all I can think about is the time many years ago (...um, at least six, maybe seven?) when I was in town for one of my first work trips, and we went out, and stopped in at a lovely clothing store, and at Graeters...and at the porny book store, and at the gay (leather?) bar...


DCJensen - Oct 26, 2008 8:12:28 pm PDT #9361 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

heh.

If her new KitchenAid mixer follows Teppy's path, it won't be vanilla forever.