I'm your gal for cheesy.
::fits Bev for Cheez Whiz costume::
'Shindig'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I'm your gal for cheesy.
::fits Bev for Cheez Whiz costume::
::twirls:: Cracker?
Well, actually, yeah, About nine-tenths worth. I was hoping the Indian blood would balance things out a bit, but since it doesn't show...
Cracker?
Everything's better when it sits on a Ritz, baby!
::points at banner across lap labeled The Ritz::
*smooches David*
It's DH's birthday. I gots a treadmill! I'm not sure how that works, but I think I like it!
It's DH's birthday. I gots a treadmill! I'm not sure how that works, but I think I like it!
I think the key with a treadmill is to wear a hat which can support a small pole and dangle a carrot blackbottom cupcake from it just out of your reach.
Huzzah! I'm going to an SCA event with my sister (not the alcoholic boyfriend one) in a couple weeks. I had a blast last time I tagged along. She's very well liked and I love hearing others talk about how great she is.
I think the key with a treadmill is to wear a hat which can support a small pole and dangle a carrot blackbottom cupcake from it just out of your reach.
My trick is that I get to watch all the politcal tv I can handle when I'm on the treadmill or elliptical. At the gym, they all have individual tvs so I can watch Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, CNN, C-SPAN, MSNBC to my heart's content. It really does keep me on the thing for an hour, four times a week.
Trader Joe's parmesan, garlic, and herb Pita Chips are so good. NOM NOM NOM.
Sadly, Bev, it's a column in which I am being someone else, which is one of my fates as a writer. For several years, I wrote a column in which I was being the president of a large utility, without the concomitant pay grade.
Also, it's good to see you in these parts. I hope it's the treadmill of your dreams.
The elliptical machine at the Y hasn't been the same since they stopped showing the Daily Show at 8 a.m.