I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Amy - Oct 20, 2008 11:13:40 am PDT #8683 of 10001
Because books.

I love to paint, and I'm good at it. I will come paint everyone's house, and get to see you all in the process!

::glares at nasty girls who pick on Abby::

Do NOT like.


Aims - Oct 20, 2008 11:14:31 am PDT #8684 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

In my experience, when a vile beast chooses to take a human form, the worst of them have taken the shape of pre-adolescent girls. I did not mean all girls everywhere for the entire history of time.

In my experience, while boys can be cruel, girls tend to take it to the nth degree when choosing to be or act evil.


Ginger - Oct 20, 2008 11:14:33 am PDT #8685 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I use TSP [link] for cleaning before painting. Just mix it with warm water, get a big sponge and start at the top, then rinse. It's slightly caustic, so rubber gloves are probably a good idea. That's only before painting, though, because it takes the gloss off of paint. Other people may like to use something less intense, but I prefer using strong stuff and scrubbing less. Also, it doesn't particularly smell.

TSP is at most hardware stores and some big box stores.


amych - Oct 20, 2008 11:14:37 am PDT #8686 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Emily, TSP-Substitute. Useful cleaner, directions on the package, should be available in any hardware store, paint store, home center, or the like.


amych - Oct 20, 2008 11:17:16 am PDT #8687 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I adore painting but I may have to give it up: I get bored prepping and start thinking that I can cut corners on it, which no. The pleasure of doing the painting itself is not worth years of looking at that brown splotch on the ceiling right above my reading corner where I thought I could get away with not taping if I was reeeeally careful because I didn't want to go out and get a whole new roll of tape for just that spot.


Barb - Oct 20, 2008 11:18:15 am PDT #8688 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

I'm sorry Abby's having a hard time. For the record, I was not a vile beast as a pre-adolescent and not all girls are (Abby being another notable exception). Boys can be cruel in their ways, too.

Yeah, I wasn't either. I was actually very much like Abby, except not as pretty, which I suspect is behind a lot of the teasing.

And poor Nate's been having to deal a bit too-- he can get along with the kid across the street just fine, until the kid's eighth grade friend comes over, who then starts teasing Nate mercilessly.

I've been schooling Nate in the whatever technique-- but I couldn't resist and told him that the next time this kid called him the biggest geek in school, I told him to say, "Yeah, well, the geeks shall be inheriting the earth while your kind are still saying 'you want fries with that?'"


beekaytee - Oct 20, 2008 11:18:58 am PDT #8689 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Mountains of ~ma for Lucy as she enters her tripod life. We know 6 tri's in this neighborhood alone and it is amazing to see how quickly and completely they adapt.

Quick healing and calm vibes to both of you brenda. Bless you!


Ginger - Oct 20, 2008 11:19:21 am PDT #8690 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

My worst problem with painting is that it's booooring. It's much easier to take with someone else helping.

Another important part of painting is that you have to order pizza.


beekaytee - Oct 20, 2008 11:20:37 am PDT #8691 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

I'm liking the minion/pizza/beer option. Must find minions.

And thanks for the B-I-N suggestion beth. That looks great.


Fred Pete - Oct 20, 2008 11:20:57 am PDT #8692 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Boys can be cruel in their ways, too.

Absolutely.