Hubby's old cat had an abcess. It was a mess, and having a peeved 20-pound Burmese with a sore butt is not a happy thing.
Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Connie Neil - Oct 08, 2008 10:40:32 am PDT #7829 of 10001
brillig
WindSparrow - Oct 08, 2008 11:09:00 am PDT #7830 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
{{{{bonny}}}}} butt~ma for Bartleby. Poor thing.
{{{{{Gadget Girl}}}}}
{{{{{Barb}}}}}
I'm gearing up, lemme know what the alibi is going to be, and I'm with the brute squad.
WindSparrow - Oct 08, 2008 11:12:41 am PDT #7831 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
How about we put DD waist deep in a vat of superglue? Hmm, there should be some kind of restraint to keep his hands under too. After it sets, we let all the teachers at your school "reprimand" him publicly to get him warmed up, then let the students at him.
Typo Boy - Oct 08, 2008 11:16:28 am PDT #7832 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
That guy is a ninnyshit.
Seconding that, and agreeing with Barb that "ninnyshit" is an awesome word.
NoiseDesign - Oct 08, 2008 11:40:51 am PDT #7833 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
I think we should force DD to actually try to teach one of his class loads and schedules for a semester. He's a rectal flange.
Toddson - Oct 08, 2008 11:55:53 am PDT #7834 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Wasn't there a Carl Hiaasen book in which someone was tied to a satellite dish as a hurricane approaches? is hurricane season over?
Vortex - Oct 08, 2008 12:49:49 pm PDT #7835 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Wasn't there a Carl Hiaasen book in which someone was tied to a satellite dish as a hurricane approaches? is hurricane season over?
Yes, sort of. In Stormy Weather there's a character who ties himself to bridges during hurricanes. There's also a part where someone is murdered and crucified on a satellite dish, as I recall.
Gadget_Girl - Oct 08, 2008 12:52:49 pm PDT #7836 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".
butt~ma for Bartleby.
{{{Barb}}}
'ninnyshit' is now one of my favorite words. It is made of awesomemess!
Your suggestions have truly warmed my soul. Now, can we put some of them into play? I'll work on the alabi. This is backwoods FL. People disappear into the woods or other areas and are never seen again.
ND, as usual, you truly know how to turn a phrase. DD is a rectal flange.
Toddson - Oct 08, 2008 12:56:28 pm PDT #7837 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Vortex, it was the second I was thinking of.
And, what do you know - there is SOME justice in the world!
Laga - Oct 08, 2008 1:14:34 pm PDT #7838 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Is he getting typecast as a lawyer?