I'm sorry. You were going to ask me to choose, right? Did you want to finish?

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Oct 05, 2008 7:55:29 pm PDT #7647 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

All the ~ma you want, Shir.

And some for Teppy, too.

IOpieN, I made a sugar free apple pie today. With boughten crusts. I read a bunch of Splenda-based recipes, and then made it up as I went along. I used 8 packets of Splenda, 2 packets of Sweet-N-Low, 3 tbs corn starch, a bunch of cinnamon and nutmeg, and about 9 apples mostly smallish from a sack of "variety seconds" from one of the local orchards. From the looks of them, mostly Cortland with some Honey Crisp, and a few Harrelson, and who knows what all else. Hint of tart, not too sweet, no weird aftertaste. The pie itself was a greater success than the SF whipped cream we made to go with it. Possibly too much vanilla in it.


brenda m - Oct 05, 2008 8:34:00 pm PDT #7648 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Andi, a girl in my office has been making these recently and bringing them in, and they're really quite delicious if you're looking for new things to try out.

Crossant Cheesecake recipe

You will need:

2 rolls of Pillsbury reduced fat crescent rolls

2 (8oz) packs of reduced fat Philadelphia cream cheese

11/2 tsp of vanilla extract

1 egg

¾ a cup of slenda or 1 cup of sugar

Topping: v

2 tbsp of smart balance butter spread

1 tsp of cinnamon

¼ cup of splenda or ½ cup of sugar

Directions:
Pre-heat oven to 350
Grease a 9x13 pan and roll out one of the crescent rolls on the bottom of the pan. Mix together the cream cheese, egg, vanilla and slenda (sugar) and spread over the bottom layer crescent roll. Place the other crescent roll on top of the cheesecake mixture.

Melt the smart balance butter and spoon evenly over the top of the cheesecake. Mix together the splenda (sugar) and cinnamon and sprinkle evenly over the cheesecake. Bake at 350 for 35 minutes.

Remove from the oven and let cool for 30 minutes. Place in the refrigerator for at least 2 hours before serving.


WindSparrow - Oct 05, 2008 10:05:03 pm PDT #7649 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I just had a memory flash - my dad used to put a slice of cheese on his apple pie while it was still hot enough to melt the cheese. Is that a Southern thing, or was the old man just bonkers?


Hil R. - Oct 05, 2008 10:06:14 pm PDT #7650 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My grandmother used to have cheddar cheese on apple pie, and she was a New Englander.


brenda m - Oct 05, 2008 10:06:22 pm PDT #7651 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Canadians (and some others I disremember) eat apple pie with cheese but not melted.


Deena - Oct 05, 2008 10:08:31 pm PDT #7652 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Southern thing, and it's quite good. I had a friend whose dad put gravy on chocolate cake. He was southern too, but that was just bonkers.

eta: heh. I'm proven wrong. It's just a thing, not particularly southern. Still good.


P.M. Marc - Oct 05, 2008 10:12:43 pm PDT #7653 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Canadians (and some others I disremember) eat apple pie with cheese but not melted.

And no matter WHAT my parents say, it is STILL WRONG.

(I grew up hearing "Apple pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze!" on a regular basis. I hated cheese as a little kid, though I came to appreciate it later in life. But I maintain that the pie/cheese shippers are WRONG like wrong things.)


Pix - Oct 05, 2008 11:26:37 pm PDT #7654 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Warm New England apple pie needs a hunk of unmelted extra sharp Vermont cheddar cheese or it can not truly claim the title of Pie.

Also, many hugs to Tep and Deena and Shir and anyone else who needs them. Me, I'm currently regaining the title of queen insomniac (for the night, anyway). I took half an ambien an hour ago when it became clear I needed something but was too far into the sleep window to take a whole. The result? Partly functional, partly dopey Kristin who is still awake. Argh. Now I am awake and rather useless. How is this an improvment, exactly? Thank the gods for iPhone auto correct or this message would make a lot less sense.

I know I should put the phone down and try to sleep again, but I'm worried I'm even going to be able to drag myself out of bed in 4 hours. Have mentioned that I hate insomnia? And being slightly drugged for no useful reason?


Pix - Oct 05, 2008 11:30:24 pm PDT #7655 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Decaf coffee:

OMG I am dead from lethal Emeline cuteness! That outfit rocks!!! I think she should wear it to school tomorrow. I'm helpful like that.


Fay - Oct 05, 2008 11:35:04 pm PDT #7656 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Canadians (and some others I disremember) eat apple pie with cheese but not melted.

Also people from the North of England. Yum! We like cheese with Christmas Cake too, and with (sweet) Mince Pie.

I am a cheese/pie shipper, and proud of it! Go Chie! Or possibly Peese!

(...god, I hate portmanteaux. It was almost painful to write those.)