he he ... one of my neighbors works nights and sleeps days. One morning she was awakened by a noise outside her window. She staggered out of bed to the window, opened the blinds, and there was a workman. They're repointing the bricks. Needless to say, she was not amused.
Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.
'Trash'
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Toddson - Oct 02, 2008 4:09:36 am PDT #7232 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
DCJensen - Oct 02, 2008 4:37:52 am PDT #7233 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
From a news article:
Palin said she was looking forward to meeting Biden, adding that she'd "been hearing about his Senate speeches since I was in, like, second grade."
Ummm... Apparently that wasn't long ago, because you're acting like you are still there, Ms Take.
Meanwhile:
You know, reading Fay's post re: her student and the newspaper made me realize how utterly WEIRD it was to think MR. McCain/MR. Obama.
No! No slashing!
Laura - Oct 02, 2008 4:58:24 am PDT #7234 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Blah. I thought I was doing well this morning. Showed and dressed nice to go to a customer site. Was ready to roll on time with my second school run. When I noticed the water all over my bedroom floor. Bobby used my shower and it wasn't draining well, but the water above his ankles didn't bother him. Except it was apparently above the solid grout line and flooded my closet and bedroom. So I take off my nice blouse and start throwing towels all over and bail water like mad. And I am drenched with sweat. Bobby has now missed the bus and will need a ride to school. I had 2 boxes of clothes that will likely never ever fit me again, sorta of my hope chest; they are soaked and now tossed out on the back patio. And after I finish the bailing and such and twist up my soaked hair I look for my pretty blouse. Yes, the dog has climbed up on the bed and used it as her very own blankee.
Again, I say blah. Is it too early for wine?
Ginger - Oct 02, 2008 4:58:25 am PDT #7235 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
But the Cubbies in post season!!
Root for the Cubs. Add to the sense that the apocalypse is at hand.
Trudy Booth - Oct 02, 2008 5:06:30 am PDT #7236 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I feel weird when I'm called Mrs. Pollak, even after sixteen years.
Thats Reason #1 I could never change my name if I got married. It would just. be. too. weird.
JZ - Oct 02, 2008 5:31:06 am PDT #7237 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Palin said she was looking forward to meeting Biden, adding that she'd "been hearing about his Senate speeches since I was in, like, second grade."
Okay, wow, that's not even clueless, that's just bitchy. SHUT IT, PALIN.
Though I then got curious and checked Wikipedia to see how old Joe Biden actually is, and I can't believe he's only six years younger than McCain. From both men's appearance and demeanor and way of talking and, well, everything, I'd've guessed a much bigger gap.
Trudy Booth - Oct 02, 2008 5:42:34 am PDT #7238 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
And there's the whole five years being tortured thing.
Age is funny though. Last night I saw Equus and Richard Griffiths seems WAY older than my Mom but there is only a years difference. And its not as if my Mom has vigorous health and a cushy life -- why she looks so young is just good genes.
Sparky1 - Oct 02, 2008 5:46:40 am PDT #7239 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
SPP, if you went to Equus last night, it is not Richard Griffiths that we expect to hear about from you!
Someone please save me from students doing their assignments at the last minute...
omnis_audis - Oct 02, 2008 5:51:47 am PDT #7240 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Palin said she was looking forward to meeting Biden, adding that she'd "been hearing about his Senate speeches since I was in, like, second grade."I heard that on the news and almost burned dinner, due to the staring at the screen dumbfounded. Ya, wait to point out your inexperience and pettyness. Maybe the secondary reason for picking her is a Qualye-ism. As in "don't shoot me, or you get her for President" type of life insurance.
I dunno. What I do know is, my head is full of morning gronk, and I really hope my assistant is feeling better today and will show up on time and ready to work.
Have a happy Thursday y'all!
Stephanie - Oct 02, 2008 5:51:57 am PDT #7241 of 10001
Trust my rage
Does Aimee know you were there last night?