For the lovers of Shakespeare, comedy, Catherine Tate, and/or David Tennant. [link]
I laughed until I cried.
You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.
Giles ,'Touched'
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Barb - Oct 01, 2008 4:01:17 pm PDT #7182 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
omnis_audis - Oct 01, 2008 4:10:53 pm PDT #7183 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
What is this with high school teachers running fevers? I think it should stop.cuz all children are walking petri dishes full of evil nasty bugs.
NoiseDesign, good to see your still alive. How goes the haunt?
Pix, did you make it home ok? Put your feet up. Make the puppy cook you dinner for a change tonight. And those cute kittens can mix some drinks for you.
Laga, how did you on the show? Or can you not say?
There was more, but alas, I can't recall. I must cook some food. Hungry. Tired. I'm thinking Garlic Chicken stir-fry. nom nom nom.
Strix - Oct 01, 2008 4:13:39 pm PDT #7184 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
The intertubes is working for me! Yay!
It's been down for about 4 days, which is actually ok, because for the last 3, I have been a zonkified snot-machine. I think I am now qualified for English ex-pat dom, because I went through (seriously) 3 boxes of loose-leaf in the last 4 days. That, a whole damn pot of mulled wine (hey, lots of oranges and lemons --- it was medicinal and I didn't even get tipsy -- just warm) and chicken broth with garlic, is all I've ingested. Every damn tea and coffee mug in the house is dirty with dregs of pepper, garlic, Tazo Passion, burgundy-tinged orange slices and Irish Breakfast.
But I feel better, which is good, because I can now clean. Joy. Not that I'm cleaning, because that would be non-therapeutic and clearly insane. Instead, I'm catching up on Palin-snark, because that is so much better for my health. NSM.
Does anyone know that if you pick up one of those Shower Soother disintegrating camphor thingies in the shower when it's melting, it kinda BURNS? Like a UTI of the fingers? Weird.
My cats are snorgling on a towel on the couch. So cute, the snorgle.
Ahem. I may still be kinda looped and out of it.
Hil R. - Oct 01, 2008 4:26:13 pm PDT #7185 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
The holidays are over!
And now it's back to work for me.
Maybe I should have gone to medical school instead. Doctors don't have to write dissertations. And they get to help people.
Strix - Oct 01, 2008 4:28:26 pm PDT #7186 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
But doctor have to deal with vomit and poop. Only reason I didn't become one.
Hil R. - Oct 01, 2008 4:31:31 pm PDT #7187 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Eh. I can deal with vomit and poop. I once babysat a two-year-old who'd make himself vomit when he wanted his mother to come home. (It worked the first time -- he got sick, I cleaned it up and settled him down with a blanket and a bottle of diluted apple juice and called his mother, and she came home. After that, we figured out what was going on, but it took about five more times before he realized that vomiting wouldn't get his mom to come home anymore. I'm not quite sure how he was doing it, but he would be crying, then look at me, then do some sort of weird breathing thing, and then he'd be throwing up.)
WindSparrow - Oct 01, 2008 4:32:15 pm PDT #7188 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I think this might be asshole-speak for "I'm sorry." Part of me thinks you should take the high road and just block his email address.
Oh, I'm sure that it is. I hate apologies that are not apologies. They are so fucking entitled. Rather, they come from people who think they are.
amych - Oct 01, 2008 4:37:36 pm PDT #7189 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Damn, Hil. That's a talent. I'm not sure it's a talent that goes too much beyond age two (and/or college), but during its lifespan it's impressive.
Vortex - Oct 01, 2008 4:39:58 pm PDT #7190 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Feh. Went to pick up my skirt that I was having altered, totally didn't think about the fact that they closed at 7. At least it occurred to me in the car so that it wasn't a shock when i got there. I'm trying to decide if I care enough to pick it up before my trip tomorrow. But, it adds more than doubles my travel time. It can be done, but am I that invested?
Pix - Oct 01, 2008 4:40:04 pm PDT #7191 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Holy crap, Barb, that is the funniest thing I have seen in my life.