Well, personally, I kind of want to slay the dragon.

Angel ,'Not Fade Away'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Sep 29, 2008 12:01:53 am PDT #6904 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Good to hear daniel!

Sean, please look at what was said up there... many folks giving good advice. Watch out for yourself.

ION, why is it you never remember the sheets are in the dryer when you are being all insomniac'd in the living room. But once you are ready for bed, and go into the bedroom, THEN you see, "golly, my bed is naked... fuck", and Lo! you are awake again! Weeeee.


Fay - Sep 29, 2008 12:37:27 am PDT #6905 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Conversations one doesn't particularly expect/relish during lunch duty in the playground:

(Mark, who's about 10 or so, is a wee bit on the SEN side, although I'm not sure quite what flavour. I'm thinking autistic spectrum? Maybe? Bright kid, socially awkward...anyway, whatever.)

Mark (who has been grilling me on music of the 50s, 60s & 80s, with particular attention to jazz): So what movies do you like? Do you like Doris Day movies?

Me: Yes! Yes, I've seen lots of Doris Day movies.

Mark: Like Pillow Talk? With Rock Hudson?

Me: Yes, I like that one.

Mark: Rock Hudson is dead. He died of AIDS. Was he a gay?!?!!

Me: Yes.

thinks: Oh, fuck. Hang on. Impulse to straight-talking may get me in trouble shortly.

Mark: Why do gays get AIDS?

thinks: this really is not the moment to start talking about the relative merits of anal versus vaginal sex. Even though that seems like the obvious answer. Because I do not teach this year group, and I don't have a clue what the policies are on sex ed [although I know they've been doing sex ed, which I suspect may be connected with Mark's train of thought]. Run away! Run away!

Me: Well, there are lots of ways people can catch diseases. With HIV, which is what causes AIDS, it's transmitted through bodily fluids. So if you got someone else's blood mixed with yours, for example - people can get HIV through getting a blood transfusion that's infected.

Mark: Or through sex.

Me: Er. Yes, that too.

Mark: So we have to be careful when we have sex!

Me: Yes. (bulldozing ahead, cheerfully) There's lots of ways of getting diseases - like when I was bitten by a dog, I could have been infected with rabies or something else, so I had to have lots of shots.

Mark: Hmm.

Random Small Kid: Miss Fay! Atman hit me!

Me: Oh, thank God. Coming! Bye, Mark!

exit Miss Fay stage left, pursued by a bear. A big gay leather-daddy bear.


Fay - Sep 29, 2008 12:40:16 am PDT #6906 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Jars - Sep 29, 2008 12:58:33 am PDT #6907 of 10001

Aw, kids. My friend Elaine recently had one of her six year olds ask her what the difference between a transvestite and a transexual was.


Laura - Sep 29, 2008 2:02:05 am PDT #6908 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Hee, guess I got off lucky with the kid questions. The most awkward stuff I get are hippie of the 60s drug type questions.

Good to hear that you survived work, Daniel. Rapid healing thoughts.

And off to drive to school... I did exercise in the pool at 6:30am. New plan day one.


Sophia Brooks - Sep 29, 2008 2:03:06 am PDT #6909 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Thank you Trudy!

Also... Royal Classy Caps!?!


Steph L. - Sep 29, 2008 2:23:09 am PDT #6910 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Mark, who's about 10 or so, is a wee bit on the SEN side

What does SEN stand for? I gather, from context, that it's a behavioral/neurobiological thing, but I can't parse what the abbreviation maps to.

And off to drive to school... I did exercise in the pool at 6:30am. New plan day one.

Ugh. I'm on 4 10-hour days now that I'm back to a 40-hour week, so I'm up earlier than I think is right and proper. I have to roll out the door by 7:45 to get to work by 8:15, and then I work until 6:15. It'll be an adjustment, I'm sure; the hardest part about *today* is that I also have writing class at 7:00, so there's not point in going home after work; I'm just going straight from work, and then class until 9:00, and then home by 9:30. THAT will be a fucking long day.

Also... Royal Classy Caps!?!

They're the classiest! (Hey, if that isn't their slogan, it *should* be....)

Dear God. I already need more coffee.


Laura - Sep 29, 2008 2:49:20 am PDT #6911 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Eeep. Yes, extra coffee this morning. I don't bother with coffee until I get to the office, but that is a couple hours after I am up and at 'em.

4x10 is tough, but 3 days off, not so tough. It's good to have a week day to get stuff done for yourself.

OK, I guess I have to Google Royal Classy Caps.


WindSparrow - Sep 29, 2008 2:57:35 am PDT #6912 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

4x10 is tough, but 3 days off, not so tough.

If you only spend one day in bed recovering from the tough work week, it's works out pretty well. Two 16 hour days plus a 6.5 hour day may yield four days off in a week, but IME it also yields spending 3 of those days off in bed.

ION, Fay's kids slay me.


Barb - Sep 29, 2008 3:02:30 am PDT #6913 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

exit Miss Fay stage left, pursued by a bear. A big gay leather-daddy bear.

Ah, the image, at 8AM...