I'm in big trouble. I'm stalled out by the side of the southbound 5, just at the Colorado on ramp - the shortest on ramp in the world. S's truck is going to get creamed, or somebody's going to get hurt. I've called 911, but they're taking their sweet time getting here. I can't imagine many worse places for this to happen.
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
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Sean K - Aug 09, 2008 1:08:46 pm PDT #671 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
omnis_audis - Aug 09, 2008 1:17:56 pm PDT #672 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
brenda m - Aug 09, 2008 1:18:24 pm PDT #673 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Oh fuck, Sean. Stay safe. Can you get off the shoulder - you at least, if not the truck? Or is that worse?
ChiKat - Aug 09, 2008 1:20:30 pm PDT #674 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Oh, Sean! Be careful!
Sean K - Aug 09, 2008 1:23:55 pm PDT #675 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Okay. A Chippie showed up and guarded my back while I got the truck restarted. All better now.
Gadget_Girl - Aug 09, 2008 1:31:58 pm PDT #676 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".
Oh, Sean! much travel ~ma for you!
there was always something ridiculously addicting about Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies. Very cracktastic.
Very true. I've also found the same to be true for pecan rolls. I'll eat every one in a package and hardly realize it. It's like being hypnotized by their swirl.
omnis_audis - Aug 09, 2008 1:32:08 pm PDT #677 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
thank heavens. Finally a cop around when you want one!
brenda m - Aug 09, 2008 1:36:49 pm PDT #678 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I've never been one for Twinkies but I have mad love for those freaky orange cupcakes.
Sean K - Aug 09, 2008 1:44:19 pm PDT #679 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Well that was an adventure. The truck stalled out again, on my street, two blocks from my house.
Thankfully, a very nice tow truck driver was already there servicing somebody else, and towed me the rest of the way.
S's truck is blowing oil smoke like crazy, and had been making a nasty rattling noise on the trip. I think she's got a blown gasket.
WindSparrow - Aug 09, 2008 1:45:37 pm PDT #680 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I'm glad for the happy ending there, Sean!
ETA: That was posted after I saw you got safely off the highway. Not so glad about the blown gasket or anything else it might be.