You're nice, and you're funny and you don't smoke, and okay, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around, either.

Willow ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Aug 09, 2008 6:42:31 am PDT #615 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I was dreaming I was at my credit union, and for whatever reason, Melissa Etheridge was giving a show IN THE BANK. There were some chairs all around, so I sat down, cuz hell, it's Melissa Etheridge. Then members of the cast/crew from Beauty & The Beast tour fill in the other seats around me. And one gives me a nod of approval. Then I realize I am wearing a B&tB t-shirt. Um. Ok. Then I kinds rouse and realize iPod alarm clock was playing Lesbian List (created when a lesbian friend of mine was going thru my iPod saying, "damn BC, you have a lot of dyke music. What's up with that?"

So I turn off the music and proceed to roll over and back to sleep. A few minutes later, an unusual alarm starts chirping. What the hell is that? I turned off all buzzer alarms. Shit! It's the computer UPS. Seems the power just went out. My power is through the apartment complex. Guess who is not answering their phone? I'm guessing it's not just my apt then.

:: sigh:: guess I'm not watching the olympics this morning.


Calli - Aug 09, 2008 6:44:26 am PDT #616 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Thanks, y'all.

all was well until David left to drive them back to their hotel and Matilda realized that DADDY HAD LEFT WITH THAT OTHER BABY.

Cue forty minutes of hideous tantrum: roaring, crying so hard the tears were literally squirting off her face, pounding and kicking on the front door, snarling, "DADDY! DADDY!" in a horrid Exorcist!baby voice,

Oh, poor Matilda. And poor JZ!


DavidS - Aug 09, 2008 6:46:20 am PDT #617 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

On the plus side, Matilda slept through the night and woke up unsurprised to see me.

She's now rummaging through the latest box of clothes from Stephanie (Thank you!) and picking out a pretty dress for all today's social activities.


beth b - Aug 09, 2008 6:46:57 am PDT #618 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

{{Drew}} {{Kristin}}


Stephanie - Aug 09, 2008 6:48:41 am PDT #619 of 10001
Trust my rage

Oh, you are very welcome! I'm glad they made it safely (you should have two boxes). As I told Cash, I have a hard time giving away Ellie's clothes but I like doing it when I'm sending it to someone I know.


Cashmere - Aug 09, 2008 6:57:43 am PDT #620 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Crying wears the little boos out. Can't wait to see them today.

Called DH this morning. We're getting another visit from Rotorooter--this one courtesy of Olivia. When C said, ")ou may know my wife" Brad, the Rotorooter dude asked, "How's Owen?"

:facepalms:


SailAweigh - Aug 09, 2008 7:00:46 am PDT #621 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Rotorooter dude asked, "How's Owen?"

Hehehe. I'm sorry, that is just too funny. They should name one of their snakes for him, he's probably keeping them profitable.


Cashmere - Aug 09, 2008 7:06:21 am PDT #622 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I laughed my ass off, sail. DH said he spent an hour sternly reminding Liv that "we don't play in the potty!"

Brad is cool and really awesome about getting to our house promptly.


DavidS - Aug 09, 2008 7:07:14 am PDT #623 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Rotorooter dude asked, "How's Owen?"

Bwah!


Stephanie - Aug 09, 2008 7:13:37 am PDT #624 of 10001
Trust my rage

This is 100% Ellie. "Frisco, do not kick me. It's not nice."