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Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

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Jessica - Sep 18, 2008 6:39:55 am PDT #5934 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Did he have a percentile drop on the charts or something?

Yes, but of course DH can't tell me the exact #s (it was his turn to take him). Based on what he remembered, I think D's only gained half a lb in the last 3 months.

I'm not terribly concerned myself because (1) he has a good appetite and (2) he runs around all day like a crazy person on speed. But his doc said he should be gaining more so I'm being a good obsessive mommy and Googling the shit out of it. And making an appointment with an allergist.

She also said he has good reflexes and more words than a typical 15-month old. So he may be too skinny, but he's also CLEARLY A GENIUS, so it evens out.


amych - Sep 18, 2008 6:41:51 am PDT #5935 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

She also said he has good reflexes and more words than a typical 15-month old. So he may be too skinny, but he's also CLEARLY A GENIUS, so it evens out.

Skinny and wordy? He's Barack Obama!


Vortex - Sep 18, 2008 6:43:48 am PDT #5936 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I never claimed to be coherent today.

Not you, darlin', totally me


Beverly - Sep 18, 2008 6:45:42 am PDT #5937 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Geez, it's been a while. meara, ahoy.

I missed Nora's birthday. Belated Felicitations, Nora! I hope it was happy, and I wish you a year ahead of low-key excitement, pleasant sailing, and minor upset at most!

Congratulations, Professor Burrell!

And congratulations also to Auntie GG!

sj, I'm happy the shower went well.

Deena, hooray for power! I hope the freezer's contents are all right and perfectly useable. As of this point, still vibing for power--and wonton soup (which is also chicken based and is the family cure for colds)--for Teppy.

Todd, is there anybody up the ladder you can show your list to, who will actually give a damn and who has the clout to make things change for you? Time to be the squeaky wheel.And if that doesn't work, may be time to look around for something that doesn't leave you feeling like hamburger in Vortex's fridge.

I understand language creep, and I try not to be a pain about it, but homonyms, people who cannot fathom how to say, "Give them to her and me," or "She and I will take them," the lying-laying tangle, and other niceties of our mother tongue endanger my tooth enamel. It's called communication because the language tries very hard to mean the same things to asmany people as possible. Deciding you don't like certain parts of speech, or you think it's cute to deliberately misspell or misuse words, or retrofit them to enjargon your exclusive group and bar others from comprehension do.not.foster either language or understanding. Hot button. No apologies.

I love the Tom Bihn bags! DH bought me a lovely laptop bag. I can actually swap it out for the oversized laptop sleeve in the giant rolly laptop case of doom that must be gatechecked, but I really wanted a messenger. The cafe bag at the Bihn website looks ideal.

Very soft pink and white puffy cotton padding for Suzi. Not as much fun as bubble wrap, but softer.

Hil, I'm so sorry. Losing someone is never easy. Wishes for peace and strength to his family and loved ones.

Did I say jobma for Tom?

last night I thought I'd be able to make lunch from the leftovers and NOPE, he ate it all.

Welcome to life with adolescent boys. Your grocery bill has just increased exponentially, and will remain at that level until he moves out. At which point it will take you appr. .9 year to scale back your food shopping and prep.

I said in Natter, but it bears repeating, Birthday Felicitations, erika--are there pictures of the new color?

Barb, I said elsewhere, and will restrain my comments here. Fidiots, that's all. And I'm sorry.

Also? Hi!


Jessica - Sep 18, 2008 6:49:08 am PDT #5938 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Skinny and wordy? He's Barack Obama!

President of the Galaxy, baby!


amych - Sep 18, 2008 6:50:22 am PDT #5939 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Better start fundraising now. He's already got the YouTube presence!


Beverly - Sep 18, 2008 6:51:45 am PDT #5940 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Hey, I'd vote for him. What a charmer!


Vortex - Sep 18, 2008 6:52:33 am PDT #5941 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

may be time to look around for something that doesn't leave you feeling like hamburger in Vortex's fridge.

hey! my hamburger is . . oh, wait, not about me. ;)


SuziQ - Sep 18, 2008 6:53:33 am PDT #5942 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I've already decided to give up on the day. Gonna go home at 11:30 and SLEEEEEEEEP. Just have to get through a conference call first. At this point I'd say wishe me ducks, they MAY keep me awake.


Hil R. - Sep 18, 2008 6:59:37 am PDT #5943 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Mix some flax seed oil into whatever else he's eating? (This seems to be a common thing with vegan parents -- mixing flax seed oil into bean soups or dal or whatever.) If soy isn't an allergy issue, then he might like soy milk.