Inara: So. Would you like to lecture me on the wickedness of my ways? Book: I brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SuziQ - Sep 16, 2008 8:31:40 am PDT #5699 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I thought we put out on the third.


d - Sep 16, 2008 8:33:13 am PDT #5700 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

Note to self: you have failed to accomplish the axe-murdering on third visit agenda. Step 1: cut a hole in the box Buy Axe.


Atropa - Sep 16, 2008 8:36:32 am PDT #5701 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Hah! But...just cause you didn't know their NAMES doesn't mean you didn't know who they WERE! That's not the same thing at all.

EXACTLY.

Seriously! We save the kidnapping until the second visit.

Wait, we do? Crap, I have the wrong list.


Sparky1 - Sep 16, 2008 8:44:57 am PDT #5702 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I knew you people would understand.

Even if I don't know all your real names.


sj - Sep 16, 2008 8:49:05 am PDT #5703 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Hah! But...just cause you didn't know their NAMES doesn't mean you didn't know who they WERE! That's not the same thing at all.

Absolutely.

Hiding on the comfy couch. I have spent the whole morning dealing with budget stuff for TCG and I. We're trying to combine our finances more. I hate money stuff.


meara - Sep 16, 2008 8:55:55 am PDT #5704 of 10001

OK, I need some help. This is kind of a long story, but I'm making a list of things someone might be into in bed. It's to help a friend be more comfortable start talking about what they're into, if they can just go through and sorta check off yes/no/maybe/HELL NO.

I've got plenty of things that I can put for actual suggestions, but to lighten it up, I need some things that would go in the "HELL NO" category. Like "toy boats". Or just other eye-rolling things for someone who is already having a hard time discussing sex. Help?


WindSparrow - Sep 16, 2008 9:09:39 am PDT #5705 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Rolling pins?


WindSparrow - Sep 16, 2008 9:11:02 am PDT #5706 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Also, major job~ma and encouragement~ma for Tom!

Plus, I thought we Buffistae were supposed to move in together on the second visit.


NoiseDesign - Sep 16, 2008 9:12:17 am PDT #5707 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

I need some things that would go in the "HELL NO" category.

A goat.


Barb - Sep 16, 2008 9:16:36 am PDT #5708 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

A goat.

I dunno... some of the guys I knew in college...

How about a Republican?