I thought we put out on the third.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Note to self: you have failed to accomplish the axe-murdering on third visit agenda. Step 1: cut a hole in the box Buy Axe.
Hah! But...just cause you didn't know their NAMES doesn't mean you didn't know who they WERE! That's not the same thing at all.
EXACTLY.
Seriously! We save the kidnapping until the second visit.
Wait, we do? Crap, I have the wrong list.
I knew you people would understand.
Even if I don't know all your real names.
Hah! But...just cause you didn't know their NAMES doesn't mean you didn't know who they WERE! That's not the same thing at all.
Absolutely.
Hiding on the comfy couch. I have spent the whole morning dealing with budget stuff for TCG and I. We're trying to combine our finances more. I hate money stuff.
OK, I need some help. This is kind of a long story, but I'm making a list of things someone might be into in bed. It's to help a friend be more comfortable start talking about what they're into, if they can just go through and sorta check off yes/no/maybe/HELL NO.
I've got plenty of things that I can put for actual suggestions, but to lighten it up, I need some things that would go in the "HELL NO" category. Like "toy boats". Or just other eye-rolling things for someone who is already having a hard time discussing sex. Help?
Rolling pins?
Also, major job~ma and encouragement~ma for Tom!
Plus, I thought we Buffistae were supposed to move in together on the second visit.
I need some things that would go in the "HELL NO" category.
A goat.
A goat.
I dunno... some of the guys I knew in college...
How about a Republican?