I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

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meara - Sep 16, 2008 8:55:55 am PDT #5704 of 10001

OK, I need some help. This is kind of a long story, but I'm making a list of things someone might be into in bed. It's to help a friend be more comfortable start talking about what they're into, if they can just go through and sorta check off yes/no/maybe/HELL NO.

I've got plenty of things that I can put for actual suggestions, but to lighten it up, I need some things that would go in the "HELL NO" category. Like "toy boats". Or just other eye-rolling things for someone who is already having a hard time discussing sex. Help?


WindSparrow - Sep 16, 2008 9:09:39 am PDT #5705 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Rolling pins?


WindSparrow - Sep 16, 2008 9:11:02 am PDT #5706 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Also, major job~ma and encouragement~ma for Tom!

Plus, I thought we Buffistae were supposed to move in together on the second visit.


NoiseDesign - Sep 16, 2008 9:12:17 am PDT #5707 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

I need some things that would go in the "HELL NO" category.

A goat.


Barb - Sep 16, 2008 9:16:36 am PDT #5708 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

A goat.

I dunno... some of the guys I knew in college...

How about a Republican?


NoiseDesign - Sep 16, 2008 9:18:12 am PDT #5709 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

some of the guys I knew in college...

I think these would also most likely fall into the "HELL NO" category.


meara - Sep 16, 2008 9:23:22 am PDT #5710 of 10001

I think these would also most likely fall into the "HELL NO" category.

Hahahahah!! "Guys Barb Knew In College." I like it, but I'm not sure she'd get it...maybe I can tweak it a bit...


WindSparrow - Sep 16, 2008 9:25:41 am PDT #5711 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Deena, much ~ma to you for coping until the power comes back.


Laga - Sep 16, 2008 9:30:24 am PDT #5712 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

feathers... still attached to chickens


d - Sep 16, 2008 9:34:54 am PDT #5713 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

I had a complete stranger ask me via okcupid if I wanted to rub swiss cheese on his dong.