It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Sep 12, 2008 9:46:01 am PDT #5476 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Happy birthday Polter Cow!!!


WindSparrow - Sep 12, 2008 9:52:21 am PDT #5477 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Happy Birthday, Polter-Cow!


Laga - Sep 12, 2008 9:58:19 am PDT #5478 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

the clown needs to get shitfaced

if my ex was in town he'd be perfect.

...

Birthday Happies P-C & B-T!

continued ~ma to those who struggle

and a belated: faboo billboard Teppy, you look marvelous!


Emily - Sep 12, 2008 10:28:08 am PDT #5479 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I've always particularly liked the "It's there they've got the range/And the machinery for change/And it's there they've got the spiritual thirst" as a for-once kinda complimentary description of America. Though maybe it's all sarcastic and I don't get it, which (the latter, at least) is frequently the issue for me with Cohen.


ChiKat - Sep 12, 2008 10:37:40 am PDT #5480 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Happy birthday to the Cow!!

Today is a good day. Got all my grading done, got athletic eligibilities done, got substitute packet put together. I get 2 extra plan periods on Fridays because my 6th graders are all at band. Whee!!


beth b - Sep 12, 2008 10:40:31 am PDT #5481 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

happy birthday Polter -Cow


Trudy Booth - Sep 12, 2008 10:42:15 am PDT #5482 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(for the rest of you, that's Cow for Happy Birthday)


Polter-Cow - Sep 12, 2008 10:44:51 am PDT #5483 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

You've got to be careful on those O's, though. You might accidentally end up saying Fuck You.


Trudy Booth - Sep 12, 2008 10:45:46 am PDT #5484 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Man, Cow is a tricksy language.


P.M. Marc - Sep 12, 2008 11:36:10 am PDT #5485 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Plei, did you notice that PBS is using "Democracy" on their promos about election coverage?

Dude. That's awesome. I hadn't, because I don't actually watch TV.