Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.

Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Sep 09, 2008 8:20:17 pm PDT #5053 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Alas, they don't seem to have 'Hum Along', which I have now found on YouTube and discovered I like VERY much, as it features pirates.

You can rip songs off of YouTube, Fay.


DavidS - Sep 09, 2008 9:10:33 pm PDT #5054 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

David -- my cat is sick I've spent most of the day worried -- having a place to talk has kept me sane

I'm sorry, beth. I didn't mean to belittle your concern for your cat.


Cass - Sep 09, 2008 9:11:10 pm PDT #5055 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Only if you were planning to eat him with scallion pancakes.

I named a fish Sushi*.

*Didn't go well. Cat fished.


Cass - Sep 09, 2008 9:15:33 pm PDT #5056 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Ack, awkward moment to mention a former cat. It was pescicidal, if that helps?


DavidS - Sep 09, 2008 9:21:50 pm PDT #5057 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Ack, awkward moment to mention a former cat. It was pescicidal, if that helps?

Aren't they all? I have pretty strong cartoon memories of alley cats contentedly strolling down the garbage buffet and placing fish skeletons on their trash can lid trays.


Cass - Sep 09, 2008 9:47:52 pm PDT #5058 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Well, at a buffet, sure. But how many tabbies actually go crabbing or hook a bluefin?

Seafood dreams seem a little like kitty porn.


Fay - Sep 09, 2008 10:15:59 pm PDT #5059 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

You can rip songs off of YouTube, Fay.

Well, maybe one can, but I can't. Is it very easy?

Meanwhile, though, I've been doing that oldskool, by playing a video whilst recording into GarageBand as if it's a podcast. It's a bit crap, but much better than nothing. It's giving me flashbacks to when you used to sit with your tape-player, listening to the radio, finger poised for the song you wanted...


Laura - Sep 10, 2008 2:39:27 am PDT #5060 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Another day. Last night was open house at HS. Brendon is a Junior now and the parent volume has declined steadily as time goes on. Not a single teacher said that he was sleeping in class! Woo! This is a step up from last year.

He has some tough stuff this time including Physics and Trig. His teachers are all incredible. His language teacher said they have nicknamed him 'walking dictionary' because he referred to one of the other teachers as draconian. Thought GG would appreciate that. Now if only we could get him to do his homework. Same old same old. 100 on test, 0 on homework. Maybe this will be the year he learns. I live in hope.

IOmemeN, it is time for me to seek a hair salon. It is longer than it has been in a decade and I am tired of having it twisted up 90% of the time.

It's giving me flashbacks to when you used to sit with your tape-player, listening to the radio, finger poised for the song you wanted...

and then got pissed off when they talked over the end!


Volans - Sep 10, 2008 3:52:22 am PDT #5061 of 10001
move out and draw fire

He has some tough stuff this time including Physics and Trig.

(considers joke about Palin's baby...decides against)


Emily - Sep 10, 2008 3:55:58 am PDT #5062 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Now if only we could get him to do his homework

What is with that? I don't mean Brendon in particular, I just mean in general. Why is it so, like... anathema to so many students?

I feel like I just used anathema wrong, but fuck it. I'm having a crappy week for no reason at all, so I want to use big words, dammit. I guess. Help!