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Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Sep 09, 2008 5:26:35 pm PDT #5043 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Aw. My spicy brains are all blushing furiously.

Vortex, you've been in my thoughts and prayers, bunches.

Really, I've had it with this month, with the grief and the loss and the job fears and the grief and the sick pets and the crummy landlords and the grief and fear and all of it. I'm very grateful that my supply of ~ma is self-replenishing, but so frustrated that I'm not able to do anything more concrete for all my friends being wrung through various wringers.


amych - Sep 09, 2008 5:33:28 pm PDT #5044 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Aw. My spicy brains are all blushing furiously.

It's a good thing you replaced your skull with a transparent dome so we could all see!


amych - Sep 09, 2008 5:33:58 pm PDT #5045 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Oh, wait, that was Charles, the Brainchild, from The Tick. Carry on.


DavidS - Sep 09, 2008 5:52:35 pm PDT #5046 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh, wait, that was Charles, the Brainchild, from The Tick. Carry on.

I have a Charles, the Brainchild ball and cup toy from Taco Bell. His brains, of course, being the ball.


Fay - Sep 09, 2008 6:41:56 pm PDT #5047 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I am so enjoying this 'Love Me Dead' song, which I successfully ahemmed from the, er, Bay of Pirates.

I am new to ahemming, however, and this was my maiden voyage. Alas, they don't seem to have 'Hum Along', which I have now found on YouTube and discovered I like VERY much, as it features pirates.

So if The Bay Of Pirates doesn't feature a song, can anyone suggest me another likely place whence one can ahem things?


DCJensen - Sep 09, 2008 7:29:45 pm PDT #5048 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

From a site called "Will Draw Anything....":

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"Buffy Summers kicking Batman's ass"

More from the site:

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"Chthulu as the Doctor, Getting into the Tardis"


Vortex - Sep 09, 2008 7:29:55 pm PDT #5049 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

you know, it reminds me of "Unhappy Birthday" by the Smiths


DCJensen - Sep 09, 2008 7:31:58 pm PDT #5050 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Mooshu is a dog. Update your files.

Mooshu would also be an apt name for a potbellied pig.


Vortex - Sep 09, 2008 7:33:49 pm PDT #5051 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Only if you were planning to eat him with scallion pancakes.


WindSparrow - Sep 09, 2008 7:41:36 pm PDT #5052 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

[link] is an article that discusses a study that shows a genetic variation linked to weight gain for those who are less active. It's a study of Amish people - and apparently, those who have the variation and get 3-4 HOURS of moderate physical activity during the day - brisk walking, housework, etc. weigh all of FIFTEEN POUNDS less than those Amish with it who get the least physical activity.

Or us, replacing comics with Monty Python.

This is us, with the addition of bits from Princess Bride. Plus Daniel's attempts to Bob-Dylanize random pop songs.

Our wedding even had a Princess Bride moment when the officiant completely by accident said, "I give you this wing."

I believe I would pay good money for an officiant who could sustain the impression through the entire ceremony. Well, maybe just for the rehearsal.

So, the nephrologist does not think she's improving, though he's less convinced she's had a stroke. Her temp is going back up, so they're doing another round of cultures.

Guess work in white coats.

If no other good comes from this, at least it will make episodes of House seem a bit more realistic.

{{{{{{{Sean}}}}}}}

Cat~ma for Percy.

Kermit waves to Vortex.