Ms. Omnis_Audis... um... I'm a Mr. (SHUT IT NOISE DESIGN! I can hear you snickering two time zones away!)
Ha! Ms. Chanandler Bong!
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Daisy Jane - Sep 08, 2008 11:53:45 am PDT #4851 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
lisah - Sep 08, 2008 11:54:31 am PDT #4852 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Ms. Chanandler Bong!
That will ALWAYS make me laugh
Daisy Jane - Sep 08, 2008 11:55:40 am PDT #4853 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
That's because it will always be funny!
Daisy Jane - Sep 08, 2008 11:56:32 am PDT #4854 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
That whole episode is pretty funny from start to finish.
WHAT IS THAT NOISE!?!?!
YOU!!!
omnis_audis - Sep 08, 2008 12:19:51 pm PDT #4855 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
This script is taking longer to read than I wanted it to. I'm cold, and tired, and body wants to hibernate and not read. Ugg. so much for leaving early. I'm barely 1/2 way through.
ChiKat - Sep 08, 2008 12:55:16 pm PDT #4856 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Ms. Chanandler Bong!
Love that episode. One of the best ones.
Gadget_Girl - Sep 08, 2008 1:07:08 pm PDT #4857 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".
Hugs to Sean and Fay and Barb & Mooshu and Sparky
Ms. Chanandler Bong!
Love that episode. One of the best ones.
The classics always endure.
Barb - Sep 08, 2008 1:28:50 pm PDT #4858 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
Oy. Feeling like I'm the mother of an infant all over again. Gave Mooshu several ounces more of the DogSure, via a larger syringe that I bought this afternoon. (Much easier, thank goodness.)
Also decided to go ahead and try the time-honored cure for nasty dampness in the groin area-- cornstarch baby powder. Can't hurt, right?
Glamcookie - Sep 08, 2008 1:54:26 pm PDT #4859 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
t family vent
For fuck's sake, why are L's aunt and uncle so selfish? L's grandpa lived with my MiL and FiL for 7 years in the mid-late 90s and then went to live with family in North Carolina. He's been there for probably 7 or 8 years. He has spent NO time at L's aunt and uncle's and they bellyache any time he wants to come out for a visit. Well, grandpa is now insisting that he doesn't want to live in NC any more. Aunt and uncle tell L's mom they can't do it - would be too much strain on their marriage. Like it was NONE for the 7 years he lived with L's mom! L's mom is in therapy and still grieving over her husband who died after 2 YEARS OF FUCKING ILLNESS!!!! Now she has to worry about this? Oh, I'm so pissed. I'm tempted to call those MFers and tell them to MAN THE FUCK UP! IT'S YOUR TURN!!!!
Sorry for spewing. I'm just so fucking sick of this shit that's been going on for years and years. We're having crying MiL over tonight to hash it all out yet AGAIN.
Totally not closing my tag.
Glamcookie - Sep 08, 2008 1:56:13 pm PDT #4860 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Those motherfucking hurricanes better get the hell OUT cause we need a vacation, damn it!