I drained a vein. The bloodmobile's here in the parking lot but they weren't getting much business so they started coming into stores to lean on the employees. I said I'd love to help but I'd been disqualifiesd in the 90s for getting a false positive on a hepatitis test. She frowned and left but came back later and said they'd take me anyway. I'm so happy to be a smug little donor again.
Well some friends of Buffy played a funny joke and they took her stuff and now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans.
Xander ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Sep 04, 2008 2:54:11 pm PDT #4462 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Fay - Sep 04, 2008 2:55:34 pm PDT #4463 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
I was thinking of something like that. Are shags too dated?
You don't have a shag, Barb. I was just asking in general.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
pauses to breathe. Tries to act age.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
...honest to God, if you mention getting your bangs done too, I might rupture something.
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Yeah, still funny.
t twelve
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...apparently that tag just won't close.
amych - Sep 04, 2008 2:58:02 pm PDT #4464 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Forget big oil. Apparently the US's mission is to keep La Fay eternally young.
Barb - Sep 04, 2008 3:02:00 pm PDT #4465 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
::shakes head at Fay::
Ginger - Sep 04, 2008 3:24:19 pm PDT #4466 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Shifted to the British, that exchange *is* hysterical. Amazing the difference of a slight shift in perception.
Now Fay needs to tell us about knocking someone up.
vw bug - Sep 04, 2008 3:26:30 pm PDT #4467 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
So, an hour and a half of crying is indicating to me that maybe tapering my sedative again the first week of school was not the best of plans.
amych - Sep 04, 2008 3:27:14 pm PDT #4468 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Oh, {{{{vw}}}}, hon.
vw bug - Sep 04, 2008 3:28:46 pm PDT #4469 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
The first taper went SO well, I thought it was gonna be a breeze. But, apparently not.
Barb - Sep 04, 2008 3:30:03 pm PDT #4470 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
{{{{vw}}}
vw bug - Sep 04, 2008 3:31:57 pm PDT #4471 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
And of course, this is the night that Aaron decided to stay home and play video games (which means he's completely preoccupied and unavailable).