Forget big oil. Apparently the US's mission is to keep La Fay eternally young.
You always think harder is better. Maybe next time I patrol, I should carry bricks and use a stake made out of butter.
Buffy ,'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Sep 04, 2008 2:58:02 pm PDT #4464 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Barb - Sep 04, 2008 3:02:00 pm PDT #4465 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
::shakes head at Fay::
Ginger - Sep 04, 2008 3:24:19 pm PDT #4466 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Shifted to the British, that exchange *is* hysterical. Amazing the difference of a slight shift in perception.
Now Fay needs to tell us about knocking someone up.
vw bug - Sep 04, 2008 3:26:30 pm PDT #4467 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
So, an hour and a half of crying is indicating to me that maybe tapering my sedative again the first week of school was not the best of plans.
amych - Sep 04, 2008 3:27:14 pm PDT #4468 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Oh, {{{{vw}}}}, hon.
vw bug - Sep 04, 2008 3:28:46 pm PDT #4469 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
The first taper went SO well, I thought it was gonna be a breeze. But, apparently not.
Barb - Sep 04, 2008 3:30:03 pm PDT #4470 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
{{{{vw}}}
vw bug - Sep 04, 2008 3:31:57 pm PDT #4471 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
And of course, this is the night that Aaron decided to stay home and play video games (which means he's completely preoccupied and unavailable).
Laga - Sep 04, 2008 3:32:18 pm PDT #4472 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
{{{vw}}}
My folks were out of town and I stayed with some British expat friends of theirs for a week or so when I was a kid. I was pretty scared what was going to happen when I was in bed one day and I heard one say to the other he was going to come knock me up. Also I couldn't understand why they kept trying to give me biscuits and I was so sad when I found out the truth.
Is banging and shagging the same thing in the UK 'cause we say banging here too. Fanny means something completely different though which is why my Brit friend laughed so much harder than everyone else in the audience when the little girl in Billy Elliott offered to show him hers.
Trudy Booth - Sep 04, 2008 3:34:06 pm PDT #4473 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Now Fay needs to tell us about knocking someone up.
And the day she scolded her students for not bringing rubbers to class.