happy bday meara & Jen!
{sean}
(not really here. In Ohio instead. )
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
happy bday meara & Jen!
{sean}
(not really here. In Ohio instead. )
speaking of pet health, make sure you don't have a pimple ball. Story is not for the squeamish dog lover.
Btw, Joe, I've been loading up on Tom Waits stories and his tales of his childhood are just...they'd be very appealing to you, I think.
Even if you never listened to one note of his music, you'd dig his stories.
Like....
KS: What was Whittier like [when you were growing up?]
TW: "Lot of orange groves. A lot of vacant lots. Open space, vacant lots."
KS: What was your house like?
TW: "My dad built the house. He used to stop at a vacant lot and he'd take a shovel out and dig up a tree or a plant and bring it home and plant it in our yard. We had errant, illegal foliage at our house. I was a tree guy. I was always into trees, growing up. If your cat was trapped in a tree, you'd go get Tom. Tom would get in the tree and get the cat out."
KS: Really!
TW: [shifty] "Yeah. It was just a way of showing off for me. And I ate spinach so I could get stronger, so I could beat up the bullies. Ate a whole can of spinach once and got in a big fight. I was really surprised that spinach wouldn't actually pop out of the can. I was really embarrassed that I had to open it with a can opener."
KS: You brought it with you to the fight?
TW: "No, I kind of hid the can opener and opened it very slowly, and then when the top was off I threw it in my mouth. I had this big wad of spinach flying toward my mouth. And then I crushed the can together. I was concerned with image from a very young age."
No, I kind of hid the can opener and opened it very slowly, and then when the top was off I threw it in my mouth. I had this big wad of spinach flying toward my mouth. And then I crushed the can together.
bwah! LOVE HIM!!!
I am breathing deeply and calmly. My BFF is very pregnant, her due date was yesterday. She called my work number and my cell when I was out of the office, didn't leave a message on either. Her cell goes to voicemail, I can't get her husband either. Breathing deeply and calmly. I'm sure that she's just in labor, and everything's fine. Deeply and calmly.
Where is she, Vortex?
I don't know.
safe delivery and healthy baby~ma for your BFF, Vortex
Safe and calm, Vortex.
Oh no! I meant is she in DC or farther away from you? and, also:
safe delivery and healthy baby~ma for your BFF, Vortex