Take me, sir. Take me hard.

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - Aug 29, 2008 11:23:35 am PDT #3660 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

happy bday meara & Jen!

{sean}

(not really here. In Ohio instead. )


Laga - Aug 29, 2008 11:23:45 am PDT #3661 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

speaking of pet health, make sure you don't have a pimple ball. Story is not for the squeamish dog lover.


DavidS - Aug 29, 2008 11:46:02 am PDT #3662 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Btw, Joe, I've been loading up on Tom Waits stories and his tales of his childhood are just...they'd be very appealing to you, I think.

Even if you never listened to one note of his music, you'd dig his stories.

Like....

KS: What was Whittier like [when you were growing up?]

TW: "Lot of orange groves. A lot of vacant lots. Open space, vacant lots."

KS: What was your house like?

TW: "My dad built the house. He used to stop at a vacant lot and he'd take a shovel out and dig up a tree or a plant and bring it home and plant it in our yard. We had errant, illegal foliage at our house. I was a tree guy. I was always into trees, growing up. If your cat was trapped in a tree, you'd go get Tom. Tom would get in the tree and get the cat out."

KS: Really!

TW: [shifty] "Yeah. It was just a way of showing off for me. And I ate spinach so I could get stronger, so I could beat up the bullies. Ate a whole can of spinach once and got in a big fight. I was really surprised that spinach wouldn't actually pop out of the can. I was really embarrassed that I had to open it with a can opener."

KS: You brought it with you to the fight?

TW: "No, I kind of hid the can opener and opened it very slowly, and then when the top was off I threw it in my mouth. I had this big wad of spinach flying toward my mouth. And then I crushed the can together. I was concerned with image from a very young age."


lisah - Aug 29, 2008 11:48:07 am PDT #3663 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

No, I kind of hid the can opener and opened it very slowly, and then when the top was off I threw it in my mouth. I had this big wad of spinach flying toward my mouth. And then I crushed the can together.

bwah! LOVE HIM!!!


Vortex - Aug 29, 2008 11:52:03 am PDT #3664 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I am breathing deeply and calmly. My BFF is very pregnant, her due date was yesterday. She called my work number and my cell when I was out of the office, didn't leave a message on either. Her cell goes to voicemail, I can't get her husband either. Breathing deeply and calmly. I'm sure that she's just in labor, and everything's fine. Deeply and calmly.


lisah - Aug 29, 2008 11:55:18 am PDT #3665 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Where is she, Vortex?


Vortex - Aug 29, 2008 11:57:06 am PDT #3666 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I don't know.


Laga - Aug 29, 2008 11:59:22 am PDT #3667 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

safe delivery and healthy baby~ma for your BFF, Vortex


brenda m - Aug 29, 2008 12:05:57 pm PDT #3668 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Safe and calm, Vortex.


lisah - Aug 29, 2008 12:09:43 pm PDT #3669 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Oh no! I meant is she in DC or farther away from you? and, also:

safe delivery and healthy baby~ma for your BFF, Vortex