An apple a day destroys the goddamned universe.
You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.
Xander ,'Help'
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Miracleman - Aug 28, 2008 9:09:25 am PDT #3510 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Polter-Cow - Aug 28, 2008 9:11:40 am PDT #3511 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I woke up in the middle of the night, stepped on the phone, and accidentally called my father.
This sounds like a Great First Sentence.
Laga - Aug 28, 2008 9:13:36 am PDT #3512 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
@*%#ing Eve. Leave the damned produce alone!
would make a great t-shirt
Miracleman - Aug 28, 2008 9:16:01 am PDT #3513 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
would make a great t-shirt
I can't move the KB t-shirts I have, let alone make another one.
brenda m - Aug 28, 2008 9:24:58 am PDT #3514 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
This sounds like a Great First Sentence.
He didn't find it that catchy at 4 in the morning. I guess he's just not very literary.
Laga - Aug 28, 2008 9:34:58 am PDT #3515 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I can't move the KB t-shirts I have, let alone make another one.
aww stinky. If the universe were just you would be making millions offa Kerfuffle Bunny because clearly he rules.
Glamcookie - Aug 28, 2008 9:54:27 am PDT #3516 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Hec, I LOLed when I read your white font. Also, I have to see if the wife is still wanting to do the tour. If so, we may see you there.
DavidS - Aug 28, 2008 9:56:11 am PDT #3517 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
If so, we may see you there.
That'd be aweseome. There are still a few seats left.
If not, maybe come by for the reading? I think we'll be going out afterwards to socialize.
Laga - Aug 28, 2008 9:58:11 am PDT #3518 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I LOLed when I read your white font.
I said, "heh" but I'm not a native.
Scrappy - Aug 28, 2008 10:01:49 am PDT #3519 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Hec, by the way, we won't be able to do the reading. J has to go on a work trip (motorcycling through scenic Canada for a week, poor boy) and he has to get to LAX at 4:00 freaking am, so it will be a very early night.