Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second — the second — that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in, have myself a real good day.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Aug 22, 2008 2:21:30 pm PDT #2818 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

The Simpsons' Softball Quiz is easy (except for the first question), as long as you can remember the "Talking Softball" song that ran over the closing credits. (Yes, I missed the first one, damn it.)


Barb - Aug 22, 2008 2:23:46 pm PDT #2819 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

I got 90% on the 007 quiz. And JZ, I thought the same about Elvis and the duck's ass, but for some strange reason, I remember Tintin's hairstyle being called a quiff and I went with that guess.

Why, I know not, other than lack of sleep.


Pix - Aug 22, 2008 2:58:29 pm PDT #2820 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Dear brain,
Please start working again. I need you more than ever.
Love,
Kristin


Jessica - Aug 22, 2008 3:07:59 pm PDT #2821 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Ohio librarians eat patron livers all year round.

Bwahahahahahaha!!!

Kristin, I think your brain and mine are enjoying margaritas on a beach somewhere. Wish I could join them.

I should use the library, but I really like owning books. If I get them from the library, they eventually want them back.


Barb - Aug 22, 2008 3:09:51 pm PDT #2822 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

Kristin, I think your brain and mine are enjoying margaritas on a beach somewhere. Wish I could join them.

Ditto.

I should use the library, but I really like owning books. If I get them from the library, they eventually want them back.

Ditto.


DCJensen - Aug 22, 2008 3:15:57 pm PDT #2823 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Two men went on a spree defacing signs in public parks and streets by correcting the grammar. They were caught, fined, and are ordered to stay away from National Parks and signs for a year. [link]

Lesson: Grammar mistakes are for snarking, not marking.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 22, 2008 3:19:08 pm PDT #2824 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

They were caught, fined, and are ordered to stay away from National Parks and signs for a year. [link]

This sounds like they could make a new versoin of Alice's Restaurant about it.

Also, I think a finger wave and a marcel wave are close enough to each other that they shouldn't be in the same multiple choice answer. Or maybe I have misunderstood what one of them is.

I also agree with JZ in re the pixie cut actually being an updo.


Calli - Aug 22, 2008 3:22:29 pm PDT #2825 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

They were caught, fined, and are ordered to stay away from National Parks and signs for a year.

Our great cause has its martyrs! Do martyrs get feast days or is that just saints?


Java cat - Aug 22, 2008 3:23:57 pm PDT #2826 of 10001
Not javachik

Long time, no post. I would very much like to be drinking a marguerita soon. Hmm. Perhaps this is a time to bug out early and just come in on the weekend to finish things up.

Inverness is a posh suburb of Chicago.

Inverness is a very pretty quaint West Marin community out here. [link] [link] Oh look, Camilla and the Prince out there, huh. [link]

It might help not to advertise on the Internets. Not everyone has them.

Thank you! I'm starting to get a little righteous about not having a home computer. Course that doesn't stop me from being on one during the day...


Connie Neil - Aug 22, 2008 3:25:26 pm PDT #2827 of 10001
brillig

Do martyrs get feast days or is that just saints?

Martyrs are a class of saint, and even if you haven't gotten all the merit badges for sainthood you can be classified as Venerable or Blessed and get a feast day.