Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sean K - Aug 21, 2008 8:13:59 am PDT #2598 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I get the feeling that when the people at Cracked get bored, they decide to take a swipe at fanfic. Also, what a shock that they're all slash.

Yeah, the mocking of ficcing and teh gay made the article not really all that funny. Which is a shame, because mocking badfic shouldn't be that hard to make funny.


vw bug - Aug 21, 2008 8:16:35 am PDT #2599 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Make sense?

Yeah. I think I don't get this section, which is why I asked. I think I'm going to post as is and see what the prof says. I'll know for next semester...


Barb - Aug 21, 2008 8:26:04 am PDT #2600 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

I think I'm going to post as is and see what the prof says.

Probably a good idea.

In TS Fay news, there is none. She hasn't moved. I think even NOAA is getting bored with her, since they haven't updated since 11AM ET.

Feh.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Aug 21, 2008 8:28:26 am PDT #2601 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

If only we could keep the other Fay within U.S. borders for so long.


Laga - Aug 21, 2008 8:29:30 am PDT #2602 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Can hermit crabs grow back their claws? I was watching one of those nature survival shows and it doesn't bug me when they eat whole worms or bugs or fishies but this guy was ripping the claws off hermit crabs and throwing the live crabs aside and it really upset me. I would feel a little bit better if I knew they could grow their claws back.


Sean K - Aug 21, 2008 8:39:12 am PDT #2603 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Can hermit crabs grow back their claws? I was watching one of those nature survival shows and it doesn't bug me when they eat whole worms or bugs or fishies but this guy was ripping the claws off hermit crabs and throwing the live crabs aside and it really upset me. I would feel a little bit better if I knew they could grow their claws back.

I'm pretty sure they can. Don't swear by my info, but I think that is, in fact, correct. They're not that distantly related to bugs.


Dana - Aug 21, 2008 8:46:46 am PDT #2604 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Which is a shame, because mocking badfic shouldn't be that hard to make funny.

I'd cheerfully put the Nikita badfic writer up against any of those stories, especially the story that involved Antiques Roadshow, the Apocalypse, golf carts, and the United Nations.


Ginger - Aug 21, 2008 8:54:16 am PDT #2605 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I am 12. [link]


Miracleman - Aug 21, 2008 9:01:38 am PDT #2606 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

...can robot dogs win gold medals? Is there some sort of rule?


Barb - Aug 21, 2008 9:06:34 am PDT #2607 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

I am 12.

BWAH!!!!!