broken cookies have no calories
You always think harder is better. Maybe next time I patrol, I should carry bricks and use a stake made out of butter.
Buffy ,'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Aug 16, 2008 11:03:03 am PDT #1967 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Burrell - Aug 16, 2008 11:09:32 am PDT #1968 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Hey meara, you forgot to add that after 6 months, the answer changes so now it's a NO. Seriously, GILF needs to be drop kicked, with nary a look back. Otherwise she and R will just continue yanking your chain.
omnis_audis - Aug 16, 2008 11:37:50 am PDT #1969 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
broken cookies have no calorieseating while standing, same thing. Oh, and picking out of fridge, while standing with fridge door open actually BURNS calories.
omnis_audis - Aug 16, 2008 11:44:59 am PDT #1970 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I don't wanna go to work. I want a day off!
t /whine
Barb - Aug 16, 2008 11:48:10 am PDT #1971 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
I don't wanna go to Abby's teacher's parent meeting. Battle-axe thought it would be just dandy to call it for 7PM on a Saturday night with only three days' notice.
::is not pleased::
The temptation to bail is nearly overwhelming but this teacher has a habit of taking slights, real or imagined, and taking them out on the kids (although she's worse on boys than girls).
Missing one of her meetings would definitely qualify as a slight.
Feh.
::sits on bench next to omnis::
Gadget_Girl - Aug 16, 2008 11:50:19 am PDT #1972 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".
((Beverly))) thanks.
I thought they were! Have you asked? Would they? They should!
I asked. One of the 2 harpies basically said that they gave me everything they could and essentially 'handed' it to me on a silver platter and that if I couldn't do my part and 'fill in the blanks' what kind of teacher was I?
I had thought Lynn Johnston was going to a weekend format like "Foxtrot". Today was a frustrating yet lifelike strip.
"So you're not going to give me anything?"
how about a two-by-four to the head?
I bet she works for my school board.
broken cookies have no calories
eating while standing, same thing. Oh, and picking out of fridge, while standing with fridge door open actually BURNS calories.
Not only are all of these true, but it is also true that there are no calories on birthdays or holidays. (it is rumored, however, that the day after birthdays and holidays all calories count double)
Laga - Aug 16, 2008 11:52:29 am PDT #1973 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
it is rumored, however, that the day after birthdays and holidays all calories count double
nuh-uh! I happen to know that calories don't count during your entire birth month.
Barb - Aug 16, 2008 11:53:25 am PDT #1974 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
nuh-uh! I happen to know that calories don't count during your entire birth month.
::perks up, as August is birth month::
Trudy Booth - Aug 16, 2008 11:58:50 am PDT #1975 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Calories are a unit of measuring heat.
Ice cream is cold.
Therefore, ice cream has no calories.
Laga - Aug 16, 2008 12:11:19 pm PDT #1976 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
ooh Trudy. I like the way you think.