I stand corrected! Can I still hire you?
Absolutely!
River: They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see the sky and they remember what they are. Mal: Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?
'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Nora Deirdre - Aug 14, 2008 4:18:49 am PDT #1583 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
sj - Aug 14, 2008 4:24:26 am PDT #1584 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Happy wedding day to GC and soon to be DW!!!
d - Aug 14, 2008 4:32:12 am PDT #1585 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.
Happy Wedding Day to Glamcookie and STBW!
I'm going to celebrate your nuptials tonight at the Eagles/Panthers scrimmage pre season game. It's my first professional football game.
JZ - Aug 14, 2008 4:33:10 am PDT #1586 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Happy wedding day, GC and DF-nearly-W! I started humming the wedding march, and now Matilda's on my lap humming her own (even more off-key than mine) version of it and just generally bopping and rocking out. Clearly a good omen for the day!
hippocampus - Aug 14, 2008 4:48:38 am PDT #1587 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
d- excellent!!!
Happy wedding day to GC and DF!
We've got the ability to hide out in the backwoods when meant to be on forced relocations, survive scalping, out-run Brit-allied Native American war parties during the Revolution, stick to one's Protestant guns during Wars of Religion, and generally zig when one should zag.
we could form a brute squad. one with fashion sense.
And I'm surprised she forgot it on our list since her EnZed sister looks EXACTLY like our grandmother.
I am lucky in that I have you to bring the extra brain today.
Barb - Aug 14, 2008 4:52:48 am PDT #1588 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
George Bush is probably most upset because no one will tell him how the Russians got in Georgia, and how far they are from Atlanta...
Please, to be sending roll of paper towels with which to wipe Diet Coke off computer monitor...
DCJensen - Aug 14, 2008 4:56:42 am PDT #1589 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
George Bush is probably most upset because no one will tell him how the Russians got in Georgia, and how far they are from Atlanta...
Please, to be sending roll of paper towels with which to wipe Diet Coke off computer monitor...
My work here is done.
Cashmere - Aug 14, 2008 4:57:56 am PDT #1590 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Mazel tov to GC and DF!!
vw bug - Aug 14, 2008 4:58:38 am PDT #1591 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Ok. Manners question for the hivemind.
I'm writing a thank you note to CBD's parents for dinner the other night. How do I address the envelope?
Dr. John Doe and Ms. Jane Smith? Or do I need to use a more proper salutation for his mother, since she's a judge? I have NO idea about all this.
Ginger - Aug 14, 2008 4:59:28 am PDT #1592 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
The happiest of wedding days and marriage years to GC and DF. "Now join hands, and with your hands your hearts."