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Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Strix - Aug 13, 2008 2:39:01 pm PDT #1510 of 10001

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

ITA agree with Kristin. She said everything I was going to say, but probably way better.

School starts tomorrow! Yay! I love meeting students!

Also? I got my new health insurance info from the new job yesterday, and it's kick-ASS insurance. My insurance for the old job was really crap; I keep looking at the list and thinking "Wow! I should have a baby! Or a fecal occularogggowhoscopy! Or voluntary sterilization! It's 100% covered!"

Pix - Aug 13, 2008 2:41:34 pm PDT #1511 of 10001

The status is NOT quo.

School starts tomorrow! Yay! I love meeting students!

This, this right here, is one of the main reasons why I love Erin so much.

And WOW on the insurance!! Color me envious (and very, very happy for you--you totally deserve it).

amych - Aug 13, 2008 2:43:36 pm PDT #1512 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Okay, Erin, if that's what you want. But remember: baby first, then voluntary sterilization.

JZ - Aug 13, 2008 2:52:22 pm PDT #1513 of 10001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

And definitely make sure they give you the good drugs before the occularogggowhoscopy.

Sean K - Aug 13, 2008 3:16:24 pm PDT #1514 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I'm really bored and lonely today. The empty apartment feels like it's giving me a taste of what I can expect in the future. I feel like I need some company, but don't know where to find it. I've been trying to get a couple of people to spend time with me, but have so far been unsuccessful.

Yeesh. I feel all whiny and mememe, now

Connie Neil - Aug 13, 2008 3:20:00 pm PDT #1515 of 10001

brillig

To clarify, if I was to address a group of female Bitches with a cheerful "Hello, ladies", would I be offending people?

erikaj - Aug 13, 2008 3:22:12 pm PDT #1516 of 10001

Always Anti-fascist!

I don't think so.

SailAweigh - Aug 13, 2008 3:23:19 pm PDT #1517 of 10001

Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Go find a bookstore with comfy chairs, Sean. Get a book, a latte and sit. You can read or people watch. And if you see someone reading something you find interesting, you can ask them what they think of it.

Just, something I like to do, sometimes.

::scuffs toe of shoe on floor::

So much cool stuff happening in here! Babies! Weddings! Awwww!

::throws glitter and cupcakes::

Jessica - Aug 13, 2008 3:23:28 pm PDT #1518 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I feel like I need some company, but don't know where to find it. I've been trying to get a couple of people to spend time with me, but have so far been unsuccessful.

You could move to New York...

(Sorry, sorry, not helpful I know!)

Laga - Aug 13, 2008 3:30:02 pm PDT #1519 of 10001

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

To clarify, if I was to address a group of female Bitches with a cheerful "Hello, ladies", would I be offending people?

I'd probably think you were referencing Pincess Bride & be instantly attracted to you. Speaking of the best movie ever... D is dating a 19-year-old. Terribly freaky as my nieces are 21. But he's happy so I'm trying to like her. Well last night he tells me she hated Princess Bride. I'm not sure I can try that hard.

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