Jayne: Yeah, that was some pretty risky sittin' you did there. Wash: That's right, of course, 'cause they wouldn't arrest me if we got boarded, I'm just the pilot. I can always say I was flying the ship by accident.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Aug 13, 2008 3:23:28 pm PDT #1518 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I feel like I need some company, but don't know where to find it. I've been trying to get a couple of people to spend time with me, but have so far been unsuccessful.

You could move to New York...

(Sorry, sorry, not helpful I know!)


Laga - Aug 13, 2008 3:30:02 pm PDT #1519 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

To clarify, if I was to address a group of female Bitches with a cheerful "Hello, ladies", would I be offending people?

I'd probably think you were referencing Pincess Bride & be instantly attracted to you. Speaking of the best movie ever... D is dating a 19-year-old. Terribly freaky as my nieces are 21. But he's happy so I'm trying to like her. Well last night he tells me she hated Princess Bride. I'm not sure I can try that hard.


Laga - Aug 13, 2008 3:33:55 pm PDT #1520 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Julia Child secret agent.


Jessica - Aug 13, 2008 3:36:15 pm PDT #1521 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Julia Child secret agent.

Huh? How is that news?


amych - Aug 13, 2008 3:38:35 pm PDT #1522 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Jessica! You're in my brain again! (sorry about that)


askye - Aug 13, 2008 3:39:35 pm PDT #1523 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Didn't every know she was a secret agent?


Sophia Brooks - Aug 13, 2008 3:40:47 pm PDT #1524 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I saw it on PBS several years ago and it amused me.


Laga - Aug 13, 2008 3:41:42 pm PDT #1525 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Didn't everyone know she was a secret agent?

no way, really? I mean I knew there was something super cool about her but I thought it was just the one-handed egg-cracking thing.


Ailleann - Aug 13, 2008 3:44:30 pm PDT #1526 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

I never knew either!


meara - Aug 13, 2008 3:46:27 pm PDT #1527 of 10001

Yeah, that's a huge part of why she is Totally Awesome!!