Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Susan W. - Aug 13, 2008 8:16:06 am PDT #1434 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Woohoo for GC marriage!

ION, I think I need to reboot my brain. I started the day with a mini-crisis at home: AB has a field trip today and we couldn't find her sunscreen. Turned out it was at school, so I had to strip her down to the swimsuit she's wearing under her clothes (their "field trips" in the summer are parks with wading pools) and sunscreen her at lightning speed, and then race from the daycare to the park & ride to not miss my bus. Then there were two unexpected crises awaiting my arrival at work. I dealt with them, but now I'm just sort of sitting here staring blankly at the screen thinking, "Now what?"


Glamcookie - Aug 13, 2008 8:21:26 am PDT #1435 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I use "lady" all the time.

I use it a lot when greeting DF and other female friends ("Hey lady."). Also because we listened to a radio show with Bogart and Bacall and there was a Latino character in it that referred to Bacall as "Lady Sailor," we use that TONS. Cause it's funny! And cute!

ETA another funny lady reference that we use a lot. On The L Word (season 1) Alice said (about Dana, a tennis star), "She doesn't want her fans to know she's a gay lady!" Ha!


DavidS - Aug 13, 2008 8:22:19 am PDT #1436 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Also, thanks for the gay support :)

Woo hoo! Fuck you Orson Scott Card-carrying homophobe! Go sulk in your polynuptialist compound with an uncaffeinated soda! Ha!


Trudy Booth - Aug 13, 2008 8:27:14 am PDT #1437 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Now I can get married tomorrow (!!!) feeling pretty.

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


smonster - Aug 13, 2008 8:27:15 am PDT #1438 of 10001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

And I like to talk about my delicate ladyparts

Oh, ladyparts. Yeah, I like that use. And Elyse Sewell talking about "ladyposing."


Miracleman - Aug 13, 2008 8:30:49 am PDT #1439 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I'll start fueling the cow now, just in case.

I feel sorry for the cows. Could you use Cheney and his ilk of neocons instead? THX!

Hell, no. That would violate the Geneva Conventions.


vw bug - Aug 13, 2008 8:31:25 am PDT #1440 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

t whine

I have been in crying pain for over an hour. I just gave in and took the good drugs, which I'm hoping will help more than Advil. Normally CBD could bring his computer over here and work from here, but they've got a release on Friday, so he's not even reachable. And the dogs are jumping all over me, which is not helping.

Someone please make it stop!

t /whine


lisah - Aug 13, 2008 8:32:30 am PDT #1441 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I use it a lot when greeting DF and other female friends ("Hey lady.").

Oh, yes, this too! all the time...

Also because we listened to a radio show with Bogart and Bacall and there was a Latino character in it that referred to Bacall as "Lady Sailor," we use that TONS. Cause it's funny! And cute!

LOVE IT!!!!


Nora Deirdre - Aug 13, 2008 8:35:32 am PDT #1442 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

("Hey lady.")

I do this too.

vw! I hope the good drugs kick in soon. Poor you.


smonster - Aug 13, 2008 8:54:15 am PDT #1443 of 10001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I say "Hello, lady" but only in my Fezzik voice.