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Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Aug 13, 2008 8:27:15 am PDT #1438 of 10001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

And I like to talk about my delicate ladyparts

Oh, ladyparts. Yeah, I like that use. And Elyse Sewell talking about "ladyposing."


Miracleman - Aug 13, 2008 8:30:49 am PDT #1439 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I'll start fueling the cow now, just in case.

I feel sorry for the cows. Could you use Cheney and his ilk of neocons instead? THX!

Hell, no. That would violate the Geneva Conventions.


vw bug - Aug 13, 2008 8:31:25 am PDT #1440 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

t whine

I have been in crying pain for over an hour. I just gave in and took the good drugs, which I'm hoping will help more than Advil. Normally CBD could bring his computer over here and work from here, but they've got a release on Friday, so he's not even reachable. And the dogs are jumping all over me, which is not helping.

Someone please make it stop!

t /whine


lisah - Aug 13, 2008 8:32:30 am PDT #1441 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I use it a lot when greeting DF and other female friends ("Hey lady.").

Oh, yes, this too! all the time...

Also because we listened to a radio show with Bogart and Bacall and there was a Latino character in it that referred to Bacall as "Lady Sailor," we use that TONS. Cause it's funny! And cute!

LOVE IT!!!!


Nora Deirdre - Aug 13, 2008 8:35:32 am PDT #1442 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

("Hey lady.")

I do this too.

vw! I hope the good drugs kick in soon. Poor you.


smonster - Aug 13, 2008 8:54:15 am PDT #1443 of 10001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I say "Hello, lady" but only in my Fezzik voice.


SuziQ - Aug 13, 2008 9:02:18 am PDT #1444 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

::Loves smonster::


Atropa - Aug 13, 2008 9:02:51 am PDT #1445 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

So? What should be the new definition of "Lady"?

Someone who can do whatever they want, but manages to accomplish it all while wearing petticoats? And who will stab you with a hatpin if you piss her off?

t obligatory Lady of the Manners/Gothic Charm School reference, no this tag does not close


Sparky1 - Aug 13, 2008 9:03:26 am PDT #1446 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

vw, I'm so sorry you're in pain. I'm wondering if you know of someone who can walk the dogs for you -- get them out of your hair for a bit and get them tired. I know it sounds silly for the dog-sitter to hire a dog-walker, but I think it would be money well spent in this case.

At today's talk by the librarians to the 1L students, we followed the Provost's welcome. At the end of his speech, he was discussing how he felt this university was special because of the way it concentrated on the teacher/student relationship and that "everything else is superfluous! The library is superfluous!" And so we had killed him. Obviously.


smonster - Aug 13, 2008 9:12:08 am PDT #1447 of 10001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

::loves Suzi::

So? What should be the new definition of "Lady"?

Someone who can do whatever they want, but manages to accomplish it all while wearing petticoats? And who will stab you with a hatpin if you piss her off?

I can roll with that.

vw, I think Sparky's suggestion is a wise one.

The library is superfluous

I think you should lend him one of your finest dictionaries, with a note to look up "superfluous." Bonus points for "You keep using that word..."

(two princess bride allusions in two posts!)