Oxy Clean works great for that sort of thing.
Wash: Captain, didn't you know kissin' girls makes you sleepy? Mal: Well sometimes I just can't help myself.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
megan walker - Aug 11, 2008 12:57:37 pm PDT #1090 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
erikaj - Aug 11, 2008 12:57:45 pm PDT #1091 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
(takes off adaptive ranty pants...) Check it out. I'm a real American. Bored with my job and thinking I'm way smarter than my boss. Good times?
Daisy Jane - Aug 11, 2008 1:07:49 pm PDT #1092 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Awww! Y'all one of my favorite coworkers just got a raise and a promotion!
beth b - Aug 11, 2008 1:10:39 pm PDT #1093 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Why look -- surprise you can be overweight and heart healthy --- or thin and not heart healthy. Surprise
Calli - Aug 11, 2008 1:21:36 pm PDT #1094 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Check it out. I'm a real American. Bored with my job and thinking I'm way smarter than my boss.
Sounds about right. Has your boss started actively sabotaging your work yet? That's when the real good times start.
Signed: still bitter about the way the last job ended, even if my current one turned out to be way better.
Toddson - Aug 11, 2008 1:24:09 pm PDT #1095 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Or have you come up with a really great idea and had your boss present it as his? Now that's the real American way!
javachik - Aug 11, 2008 1:25:57 pm PDT #1096 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
DJ, you're one of my favorite Bufffistas for many reasons, and one of them is the honest delight you take in others' success. ((((((DJ)))))
sj - Aug 11, 2008 1:34:39 pm PDT #1097 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I made dinner! It may be the simplest dinner I know how to make, but considering the fact that I feel like ass, I'm counting it a major accomplishment.
Hil R. - Aug 11, 2008 2:35:44 pm PDT #1098 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Damn. I just realized I forgot to send in my rent this month. I really need to find a way to remember this stuff.
amych - Aug 11, 2008 2:42:57 pm PDT #1099 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I really need to find a way to remember this stuff.
I found online bill-paying instead.