I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sparky1 - Aug 11, 2008 10:22:24 am PDT #1033 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Who wants to visit so I can cook?

Hangs "Gone Fishin'" sign on office door.

Vortex, which law school is the not-quite-dream-job? Maybe I know someone there.

Nora, I'm so sorry to hear about Tom's layoff! That stinks!

In my orientation news, the woman organizing this thing originally had us down to start library tours at 11:30, then she sent a letter to the students telling them we'd start at 10:30, and she gave me some cute oopsie! story that I didn't believe. Today, the organizer's minions showed up at 9:55 a.m. with my 10 a.m. tour list... and now they've taken it upon themselves to schedule two tours at once, and add another at the end of the day. And all I can do is complain after the fact, because they know I can't tell these new students to GO AWAY.


Barb - Aug 11, 2008 10:22:39 am PDT #1034 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

Guh... Chili-Garlic Chicken with Mangoes

I'll stop now, I promise.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 11, 2008 10:23:32 am PDT #1035 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

DUDE- Beverly is where he works, er, worked now and it's one town over from us! PERFECT LOCATION! (I didn't mention it at the beginning because it's kinda a random location)

Norwood is not so good though.


Vortex - Aug 11, 2008 10:24:02 am PDT #1036 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Vortex, which law school is the not-quite-dream-job? Maybe I know someone there.

the really expensive one :)


Sophia Brooks - Aug 11, 2008 10:24:57 am PDT #1037 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Oh my goodness Nora-- much ~ma to Tom!


Barb - Aug 11, 2008 10:27:07 am PDT #1038 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

And all I can do is complain after the fact, because they know I can't tell these new students to GO AWAY.

::hands Sparky Bertha the Big Baseball Bat::

For use after the fact, y'understand.


beth b - Aug 11, 2008 10:32:11 am PDT #1039 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Jobma~~~ to Tom.I hope he finds something quickly, and gets to enjoy sometime off


amych - Aug 11, 2008 10:33:44 am PDT #1040 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I'll stop now, I promise.

Don't. You. Dare.


Trudy Booth - Aug 11, 2008 10:36:25 am PDT #1041 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I beg your pardon! My brain has at least four tracks, possibly five.

1. Getting women to cut their hair

2. San Francisco.

3. Getting women to cut their hair and move to San Francisco

4. Getting women to move to San Francisco and cut their hair

I don't think that counts as four.


EpicTangent - Aug 11, 2008 10:37:29 am PDT #1042 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

DUDE- Beverly is where he works, er, worked now and it's one town over from us! PERFECT LOCATION!

Insent to profile addy. It's a little QA-specific, but used many of the same words you did.

Signed Degree in Liberal Arts, oh wait, I just finished one in Computer Info Science too, crap, it was only an A.S., though, and Programming almost killed me dead. So anyway, don't know the intricacies of the details at all, but hope it helps.