Where'd they get CAT scan from?... I mean, did they test it on cats? Or does the machine sort of look like a cat?

Dawn ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Barb - Aug 11, 2008 10:27:07 am PDT #1038 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

And all I can do is complain after the fact, because they know I can't tell these new students to GO AWAY.

::hands Sparky Bertha the Big Baseball Bat::

For use after the fact, y'understand.


beth b - Aug 11, 2008 10:32:11 am PDT #1039 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Jobma~~~ to Tom.I hope he finds something quickly, and gets to enjoy sometime off


amych - Aug 11, 2008 10:33:44 am PDT #1040 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I'll stop now, I promise.

Don't. You. Dare.


Trudy Booth - Aug 11, 2008 10:36:25 am PDT #1041 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I beg your pardon! My brain has at least four tracks, possibly five.

1. Getting women to cut their hair

2. San Francisco.

3. Getting women to cut their hair and move to San Francisco

4. Getting women to move to San Francisco and cut their hair

I don't think that counts as four.


EpicTangent - Aug 11, 2008 10:37:29 am PDT #1042 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

DUDE- Beverly is where he works, er, worked now and it's one town over from us! PERFECT LOCATION!

Insent to profile addy. It's a little QA-specific, but used many of the same words you did.

Signed Degree in Liberal Arts, oh wait, I just finished one in Computer Info Science too, crap, it was only an A.S., though, and Programming almost killed me dead. So anyway, don't know the intricacies of the details at all, but hope it helps.


juliana - Aug 11, 2008 10:39:14 am PDT #1043 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Nora, much job~ma to Tom.

I don't think that counts as four.

Trudy, you forgot "searching out and imbibing tasty cocktails, preferably in a tiki-esque surrounding".

books flight to Barb's, brings appetitite


Vortex - Aug 11, 2008 10:42:41 am PDT #1044 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Hm, Stanford is looking for an AD for Introduction to the Humanities. I wonder what they pay.


beth b - Aug 11, 2008 10:42:51 am PDT #1045 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Trudy, you forgot "searching out and imbibing tasty cocktails, preferably in a tiki-esque surrounding".

preferably surrounded by women with short hair


Frankenbuddha - Aug 11, 2008 10:44:34 am PDT #1046 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Trudy, you forgot "searching out and imbibing tasty cocktails, preferably in a tiki-esque surrounding".

preferably surrounded by women with short hair

in San Francisco

It's like the Hecubus version of "in my pants/in bed".


Calli - Aug 11, 2008 10:44:50 am PDT #1047 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

1. Getting women to cut their hair

2. San Francisco.

3. Getting women to cut their hair and move to San Francisco

4. Getting women to move to San Francisco and cut their hair

You forgot baseball.