I already know I have a teleconference in the morning and mandatory sexual harassment training in the afternoon.
On your birthday??? NO FAIR!!
SRSLY! On the up side, the teleconference just got cancelled!
I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.
Xander ,'First Date'
Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Sep 17, 2008 8:18:44 am PDT #9132 of 10003
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Gudanov - Sep 17, 2008 8:22:18 am PDT #9133 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping
On the up side, the teleconference just got cancelled!
Cool! No all you have to due is go learn how to sexually harass people since it sounds like it's going to be mandatory.
Lee - Sep 17, 2008 8:25:52 am PDT #9134 of 10003
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Well, it is my birthday. I should get to do something fun.
DavidS - Sep 17, 2008 8:27:14 am PDT #9135 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Happy birthday, Perkins!
::shovels fun through the interpipe onto her desk::
Kathy A - Sep 17, 2008 8:54:13 am PDT #9136 of 10003
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Happy birthday, Perkins!!
I just had a pretty cool phone call from a co-worker. Her husband is a lawyer at a small firm, and they're looking for someone to work the front office on Sunday afternoons for a few hours to greet clients, give them a questionaire, make them comfortable, all the usual stuff, and she thought of me! I'm calling him this afternoon and seeing what they're looking for and how much they're looking to pay.
This just makes me really happy because (a) she apparently doesn't view my weight as a customer service issue, something I wish more people would do, and (b) she immediately thought of me when he was looking for someone personable who could make people at ease.
Liese S. - Sep 17, 2008 9:00:24 am PDT #9137 of 10003
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Happy birthday, Perkins!
And, aww, Kathy! That's great. You are someone personable who makes people at ease! You'd be great at that job.
Kathy A - Sep 17, 2008 9:05:48 am PDT #9138 of 10003
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Gee, thanks!
Roxanna (the co-worker) will hand off phone calls to me to make because she gets uncomfortable sometimes, but I just love chatting with city and state workers while tracking down info. Not only does it brighten up their day to have someone not bitching at them, but I occasionally make contacts that come back to reward me (with info that hasn't made it to their websites but they're willing to e-mail me as soon as they get it).
Allyson - Sep 17, 2008 9:17:53 am PDT #9139 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
The match.com people suggested this for my headline:
Headline: Uproarious, creative, warm writer seeks an uproarious and real guy
SERIOUSLY?
Help.
meara - Sep 17, 2008 9:35:27 am PDT #9140 of 10003
Uproarious?? Twice? That's...kind of frightening. Also, whenever someone says they are looking for someone "real" i always think they are bitter. Not that I have anything against people who are bitter and cynical when they are my friends, but you should come off that way *intentionally*, if that's your plan...
Gudanov - Sep 17, 2008 9:57:22 am PDT #9141 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping
I guess you and your non-robotic partner will a really uproarious couple.