River: 1001. 1002. Simon: River... River: Shh. I'm counting between the lightning and the thunder to see if the storm is coming or going. .1005

'The Message'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beth b - Aug 01, 2008 10:23:18 am PDT #866 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

matilda's perfect radar for Emmett is a sight to see. It can even distract her from dirty shoes.

And that is a great place for baseball -- esp if baseball isn't your thing.

and I just got back from the vet-- we get to start shooting Percy with insulin tonight. Not really looking forward to it, but it kind of feels like we are hitting the right spot.


beth b - Aug 01, 2008 10:23:53 am PDT #867 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

stop being coy, shrift --- tell tell


Glamcookie - Aug 01, 2008 10:25:52 am PDT #868 of 10003
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Real full name: 119 people with same name

Used full name: 1 or fewer

ION, kitten has worms. EWEWEWEWEW! Heading to vet at 3:30.


amych - Aug 01, 2008 10:29:11 am PDT #869 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

EWEWEWEW is right, but kittens do that, and it's easily cleared up.


shrift - Aug 01, 2008 10:29:41 am PDT #870 of 10003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Does that mean you heard something from the Job You Really, Really Want, shrift?

I'm not being coy. Job I Don't Want just wants me to start working on Monday, and for not very much money. I've waited until the last second to refuse the job.

I have called the other job offer and told them that I'm still very interested, but I won't know much about anything until sometime next week.


tommyrot - Aug 01, 2008 10:31:09 am PDT #871 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Apparently barn cats are rather vulnerable to the EWEWEWEW! - we'd just medicate them all once a month for it....


Glamcookie - Aug 01, 2008 10:34:44 am PDT #872 of 10003
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Kitten has been extra squirrelly lately. Now I think we know why. Poor little thing.


Beverly - Aug 01, 2008 10:42:00 am PDT #873 of 10003
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Ew, indeed.

::waits patiently for shrift to share::

David, I'm so sorry about the book, and the momentary lull in momentum, but hopefully the next thing will be right along. In the meantime, like everyone else, I'm entranced with your tales of the Emmett & Matilda love. So sweet. What is "Obbie" in Matilda's lexicon?

There are no other people in the US with my name. Oooh, that's a surprise.


DavidS - Aug 01, 2008 10:56:12 am PDT #874 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What is "Obbie" in Matilda's lexicon?

Obbie = Emmett (derived from Obbitt, which was as close as she could get to his name at first. She can actually pronounce Emmett now but still calls him Obbie.)

Other translations from the Matildalistics:

Tsha = Yes. Assent. (Pronounced almost exactly the same as in Wayne's World)

No = No. No means no.

Baaahp! = Ha! You just farted!

Beuhd = Bird.

Footdie (also, Foogie) = Feathers. Things of horror and disgust. Usually said in a state of high agitation.

Mohssi = Messy. She doesn't like it when things are messy.

Duhty = Dirty. Ditto on dirty.

Nassywassy = Nasty Wasty. When we have to clean a diaper. "Yuck! Matilda we have to clean you up. This is a stinker. It's nasty wasty." "Nassywassy!"

Wherdigo? = Where'd it go? Her most common inquiry. Usually with something hidden behind her back and a cultivated innocent look on her face.

Holie = Hold me. Pick me up. Said with arms upraised. Makes JZ melt.

Down = Down. Or sometimes up. Generally it means she wants to either get off or on the couch or bed.


amych - Aug 01, 2008 10:57:55 am PDT #875 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Down. Or sometimes up.

I love kid logic.