Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

'Serenity'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beth b - Aug 01, 2008 6:26:30 am PDT #830 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

yay Allyson!


Cashmere - Aug 01, 2008 6:41:34 am PDT #831 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.

Crap. I found a very expensive set of language cards on sale at an educational website for a ridiculously low amount ($3.00 for a $144 set). I knew it was a mistake but thought I would order it anyway to see what happened.

I just got a call from the company telling me it was a mistake and they could not honor that price.


tommyrot - Aug 01, 2008 6:44:02 am PDT #832 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I know I shouldn't make fun of other cultures, but....

Saudi religious police ban pet cats and dogs

RIYADH (AFP) - Saudi Arabia's religious police have announced a ban on selling cats and dogs as pets, or walking them in public in the Saudi capital, because of men using them as a means of making passes at women, an official said on Wednesday.

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The reason behind reinforcing the edict now was a rising fashion among some men using pets in public "to make passes on women and disturb families," he said, without giving more details.

Othman said that the commission has instructed its offices in the capital to tell pet shops "to stop selling cats and dogs".


Fred Pete - Aug 01, 2008 6:51:30 am PDT #833 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.

The mind reels, tommy. In so many directions at once. I would say, "Egad," but that doesn't seem strong enough.


Gudanov - Aug 01, 2008 6:53:51 am PDT #834 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping

I just got a call from the company telling me it was a mistake and they could not honor that price.

I once bought a used minivan from a Toyota dealership that was mispriced on the Internet. They didn't honor the exact price, but they came close and it was far under book value and the price they changed it to after I had already printed the ad.


Kathy A - Aug 01, 2008 7:03:31 am PDT #835 of 10003
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Yay Juliebird!!

The cat came back / the very next day / The cat came back / They thought he wasn't gonna / But the cat came back / He's never gonna go awwwwaaaaayyyy!

Happy birthday, Shir!!

I'm soooo sleepy today. Worked both jobs on both Wednesday and Thursday, and didn't get home last night until 11:15. I didn't get here until 10:35 this morning--good thing that my morning task that gets done every day before 11:00 am didn't have too many documents that had to be processed, so I was done within ten minutes.

I am now debating if I should run over to Walmart on my lunch break and pick up a few necessary items (shower curtain and computer chair), or just wait until Sunday and go then.


Beverly - Aug 01, 2008 7:10:48 am PDT #836 of 10003
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Such good news, Juliebird! Enjoy your snuggles.

Allyson, that's fantastic. I admire your determination.

Happy Birthday to Shir!

And Happy Next Step to bon bon.

It's lunchtime and I'm still sleepy. In what world is this fair?


Frankenbuddha - Aug 01, 2008 7:13:22 am PDT #837 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

It's lunchtime and I'm still sleepy. In what world is this fair?

I dunno, but odds are you will be sleepier after lunch.


Beverly - Aug 01, 2008 7:18:35 am PDT #838 of 10003
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Thinking about a walk instead. Hard to walk and sleep at the same time. Well. Relatively difficult.


Shir - Aug 01, 2008 8:00:03 am PDT #839 of 10003
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Thanks for the birthday wishes, all.