The count of three isn't a plan. It's Sesame Street.

Buffy ,'First Date'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Trudy Booth - Sep 11, 2008 10:57:19 am PDT #8264 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Which reminds me, Trudy. I believe there was a possum who wanted to wish you a happy birthday...

Hee! I fear that was far more traumatic to the little people I climbed over on my way to the top.


Jesse - Sep 11, 2008 10:58:55 am PDT #8265 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, I think the Enquirer is actually really reliable now. At least, they protect themselves against lawsuits really well. So if the thing says, "IS MSBELLE A SPACE ALIEN???" the answer could be no, but if it says, "MSBELLE: FROM SPACE!!!" they probably have multiple sources.

Is my understanding, anyway.


Scrappy - Sep 11, 2008 11:08:52 am PDT #8266 of 10003
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Jesse: Claims NOT to Be "Cowgirl" Photos inside!


msbelle - Sep 11, 2008 11:14:03 am PDT #8267 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am not saying that it the Enquirer is wrong, I am sure that it is right, but just that "media" in the sense I think most people here use the term are NOT the ones reporting on Track's oxycotin use and vandalism.


§ ita § - Sep 11, 2008 11:14:04 am PDT #8268 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Just got evaluated by a recruiter. I'm going to need makeup for any employer interviews. Not for the wounds--he thinks I look 18, and with my hair its natural colour I do think I look younger. So I'm going to need some warpaint for authority. They need to believe 18 years of experience.


Jesse - Sep 11, 2008 11:16:50 am PDT #8269 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Just got evaluated by a recruiter. I'm going to need makeup for any employer interviews.

That's interesting. I definitely think I should wear more makeup and jewelry to seem older, but it's hard! I could do it for interviews, though.

Jesse: Claims NOT to Be "Cowgirl" Photos inside!

Ha.


Liese S. - Sep 11, 2008 11:43:43 am PDT #8270 of 10003
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hee. I'm more amused than I should be at Dana's mouse exploits. Would now be a good time to retell the story about how I was bit on the toe by a mouse? Because I was. Bit. By a mouse. Please insert comments about your sister here.

Pets can get into the snap traps, too. The Biscuit got his paw caught in one I thought I had out of his reach behind the fridge, back in the Pink House of Rodents. Mmm, peanut butter, he thought.

And I didn't like the covered ones because once I half caught a mouse in one of those and it was really nasty. And live traps so don't work past the first time because those mice are smart I tell you what. I have extensive experience in mouse traps.

I do not have extensive experience in interview makeup, though.


Connie Neil - Sep 11, 2008 11:47:27 am PDT #8271 of 10003
brillig

We tried some new kind of mouse trap that looked like a big pincher clip, and, swear to god, the mice were running across the trigger bit without a care. The thing went off--slowly--maybe 10% of the time. So back to the quick snap wire trap.


§ ita § - Sep 11, 2008 11:47:50 am PDT #8272 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I've decided I have the nose of a six year old. That's the crux of my age problem.


Trudy Booth - Sep 11, 2008 11:50:50 am PDT #8273 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

That whole "steal your nose" thing is just supposed to be a game, ita.