We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.

Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Sep 05, 2008 7:53:13 am PDT #7284 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism

"But....how can she be both a pit bull AND a barracuda -- wouldn't one eat the other? Will she eat herself?"

There's a KB in this somewhere...

Run with it, man. I'm happy to be the straight man (or conveyance of straight lines) to my favorite pixellated bunny (note how, with the adjective, I didn't shaft the Devilbunny, whom I fear).


§ ita § - Sep 05, 2008 7:55:01 am PDT #7285 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thanks guys for the facial sympathy. The doctors took a lot of time and care doing the stitching, so I'm optimistic that good healing is up to me now--they've done their best.

As for the breast thing--I don't think it's fair, but I do think some physiques have more work to do to appear appropriately demure. And that it sucks, but that's the way the cookie crumbles. I know that at different weights different styles worked different ways on me, and certain cuts just couldn't go to work even in the appropriate size.

Okay, now I'm going to see if I can eat.


Theodosia - Sep 05, 2008 7:56:11 am PDT #7286 of 10003
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I think if I saw Samantha Bee heading toward me with a microphone I would run the other way.

I would fall to the ground and worship at her feet. Which probably wouldn't be a soundbit, so it'd be a complete win for me.


Gudanov - Sep 05, 2008 7:56:24 am PDT #7287 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping

This isn't the first time that McCain has failed to strike the right chord with his campaign music: This February, John Mellencamp told the candidate to stop using his songs, "Our Country" and "Pink Houses," on the campaign trial.

There's always "America F**k Yeah!"


Gudanov - Sep 05, 2008 7:57:38 am PDT #7288 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping

Good luck ita. I wish you much healing.


Daisy Jane - Sep 05, 2008 8:01:19 am PDT #7289 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Much healing~ma ita!

It's not just that the boob thing isn't fair, it's that there's no winning. There's no way to get it right.


Sean K - Sep 05, 2008 8:07:50 am PDT #7290 of 10003
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

it would be totally inappropriate for me to say "YAY boobies" right now, wouldn't it?


Daisy Jane - Sep 05, 2008 8:10:04 am PDT #7291 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Nope! Boobies YAY! is a good attitude. Boobies are shameful and should be completely hidden from view is the one that fucks with us larger cupped gals.


DavidS - Sep 05, 2008 8:11:54 am PDT #7292 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's not just that the boob thing isn't fair, it's that there's no winning. There's no way to get it right.

Your boobies are always right, DJ!


Barb - Sep 05, 2008 8:13:57 am PDT #7293 of 10003
“Not dead yet!”

The real bitch about having gained twenty pounds in the last year is that my boobs have filled back out to a rather attractive full B-cup, almost edging into a C.

Why is this a bitch?

Because the rest of me looks meh and I know if I lose the twenty pounds, it'll come right back off the boobies and I'll be back to barely-B's that clearly show the evidence of having breastfed two babies who were born fifteen months apart.

S'okay-- y'all can take me out back and smack me a good one.

(Wonder if I lose only ten pounds will that split the difference nicely?)