Thanks guys for the facial sympathy. The doctors took a lot of time and care doing the stitching, so I'm optimistic that good healing is up to me now--they've done their best.

As for the breast thing--I don't think it's fair, but I do think some physiques have more work to do to appear appropriately demure. And that it sucks, but that's the way the cookie crumbles. I know that at different weights different styles worked different ways on me, and certain cuts just couldn't go to work even in the appropriate size.

Okay, now I'm going to see if I can eat.

I think if I saw Samantha Bee heading toward me with a microphone I would run the other way.

I would fall to the ground and worship at her feet. Which probably wouldn't be a soundbit, so it'd be a complete win for me.

This isn't the first time that McCain has failed to strike the right chord with his campaign music: This February, John Mellencamp told the candidate to stop using his songs, "Our Country" and "Pink Houses," on the campaign trial.

There's always "America F**k Yeah!"

Good luck ita. I wish you much healing.

Much healing~ma ita!

It's not just that the boob thing isn't fair, it's that there's no winning. There's no way to get it right.

it would be totally inappropriate for me to say "YAY boobies" right now, wouldn't it?

Nope! Boobies YAY! is a good attitude. Boobies are shameful and should be completely hidden from view is the one that fucks with us larger cupped gals.

It's not just that the boob thing isn't fair, it's that there's no winning. There's no way to get it right.

Your boobies are always right, DJ!

The real bitch about having gained twenty pounds in the last year is that my boobs have filled back out to a rather attractive full B-cup, almost edging into a C.

Why is this a bitch?

Because the rest of me looks meh and I know if I lose the twenty pounds, it'll come right back off the boobies and I'll be back to barely-B's that clearly show the evidence of having breastfed two babies who were born fifteen months apart.

S'okay-- y'all can take me out back and smack me a good one.

(Wonder if I lose only ten pounds will that split the difference nicely?)

Last night's Daily Show featured that little dig at community organizers. Like Jon Stewart said, "So, to all of you people trying to improve your neighborhood and your lives from the ground up? Fuck you!!!"

Last night's TDS was, yet again, awesomecakes. Even Mike Huckabee.