And in honor of Tuesday, Funny Animals, Part 12

It's worse than a monday. It's a Tuesday. I spent 30 minutes reading email about all the CRAP that happened over the weekend. And that was skimming. Now to clean up.

It's worse than a monday. It's a Tuesday.

What she said. Plus my boss from SF is going to be in the office.

I'd make fun of this as a category for world records, but the pictures of the girl are just too cute....

All hail Tiana Walton, the schoolgirl who set the record for most snails on her face at once, coming in at 25 of the little beggars:

But even without abortion Bristol Palin has choices. She can chose to get married or not. She can choose to keep the baby or put it up for adoption. I think the Democrats trying, "See! She has a CHOICE!" could backfire into "you people think abortion is the only option blah blah blah"

I don't think Bristol Palin is suitable political discourse. And I'm glad Obama will fire the ass of anyone who thinks it is.

But if it turns out (and this muck would be raked without the help of the democrats) that Trig is Bristol's baby and this is the second stab at covering it up (oops! timely miscarriage!) I am going to say maybe its fair to question whether Sarah Palin is a big fat liar.

But if it turns out (and this muck would be raked without the help of the democrats) that Trig is Bristol's baby and this is the second stab at covering it up (oops! timely miscarriage!) I am going to say maybe its fair to question whether Sarah Palin is a big fat liar.

I think if Trig *is* Bristol's baby, the truth will slip out, and sooner rather than later. No offense to teenage girls, but if any of Bristol's friends knew she was pregnant with Trig, I can't imagine them all keeping quiet.

My only issue with Bristol being pregnant now is that Sarah Palin is vigorously in favor of making abstinence-only education national policy, but -- look how well that worked in her own family. Bristol is walking proof that abstinence-only education isn't real effective at preventing teen pregnancies.

I think if Trig *is* Bristol's baby, the truth will slip out, and sooner rather than later. No offense to teenage girls, but if any of Bristol's friends knew she was pregnant with Trig, I can't imagine them all keeping quiet.

So true. Particularly with the army of investigative reporters now invading Alaska.

Bristol is walking proof that abstinence-only education isn't real effective at preventing teen pregnancies.

Well, it really only works with the abstinence part.

Steph, as usual, says what I was going to say. I don't want the focus to be on Bristol, but I do wonder whether she had information about or was able to get birth control. I've seen people saying, "Well, see, she's just like us. Her children make mistakes too." I think there's a difference between children who make mistakes even after they're fully informed and have access to preventive measures and children who make mistakes because they're sent out into the world unarmed.

Also, there's something ooky about the right-to-lifers who are saying: "See, she's one of us. She didn't abort a Down's Syndrome child and her daughter is keeping the child she conceived when she was 16. Yay!"

I think if I was an Alaskan, I would also be a bit put out about the take that Palin and her family are typical Alaskans. "We Alaskans. We kill moose. We eat of the mooseburger. We have lots of sex and make babies."

You know, if they DID have a little "cover up" with Trig I really don't care. Plenty of families have done that and will continue to do so. I mean, in 2008 you'd hope this wouldn't be an issue anymore, but the fact is you're trying to protect the privacy of vulnerable people.

But if you go and run for national office you're disturbingly arrogant if you think you're going to get away with it. At that point you 'fess up and everyone understands.

(Yeah, it think its entirely possible this is just lie no. 2.)