Let him do his thing, and then you get him out. No messing with him for laughs.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sparky1 - Sep 02, 2008 4:24:35 am PDT #6577 of 10003
Librarian Warlord

any pre-menopausal

And menopausal women have all those hormonal troubles.

And post-menopausal women are always mourning their loss of the working uterus.

Much better to stick with men, whose penises never get them into trouble and who aren't meant to stay home with the family.

Abagail Adams is much on my mind these days, since I'm working my way through "Founding Mothers" during my lunch hours and I can't help but think she'd be kicking someone's (multiple someone's) ass right now.


Jessica - Sep 02, 2008 4:24:44 am PDT #6578 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Which is why I really liked Obama's statement.

Yes! It was exactly right.


Barb - Sep 02, 2008 4:30:20 am PDT #6579 of 10003
“Not dead yet!”

Complete 180, Cute Wilfred the Labrador Puppy!

Seriously, blonde Labbies are SOOOOO cute. If I didn't already have the three babies, I'd so be on a blonde Lab in a heartbeat.


Jesse - Sep 02, 2008 4:30:44 am PDT #6580 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

ION, kids these days! I just told my new minion she needed to work on being here at 9, and she said, "But I was here at 9:06!" Dude, is that 9? No it is not! I would rather have heard that she was sitting on a stalled train for 10 minutes, which I'm guessing was actually the case.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 02, 2008 4:31:41 am PDT #6581 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Which is why I really liked Obama's statement.

Plus it's absolutely consistent with his position in the primary vis-a-vis his family.

Much better to stick with men, whose penises never get them into trouble and who aren't meant to stay home with the family.

We just need to make sure they don't have a "wide stance" before we choose them. Oh, and I was going to say "Shouldn't that be REPUBLICAN men?", but I'd forgotten all male Democrats aren't real men, so it would have been redundant.


tommyrot - Sep 02, 2008 4:45:41 am PDT #6582 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Heh.

Republicans Rush In

Gingrich's point about Palin being commander in chief of the Alaska National Guard has been echoed throughout the GOP. In fact, even Cindy McCain pointed out -- rightly enough -- that Alaska is across the Bering Strait from Russia and so Palin, by deduction, has been on the front lines of the Cold War . . . had it not ended in 1989.

Still, you have to admit that in all that time, especially since Palin became governor about two years ago, no Russian invasion force has come across the strait, maybe because she was in charge of the Guard, maybe because she herself is a hunter and an athlete. The record is unclear because no high-ranking Russian appeared on any of the weekend talk shows to say how they had considered an invasion of Alaska and then backed off when Sarah Palin became commander in chief of the Alaska National Guard. Who could blame them?


tommyrot - Sep 02, 2008 5:01:06 am PDT #6583 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh. RNC drops Giuliani as keynote convention speaker.»


sumi - Sep 02, 2008 5:01:19 am PDT #6584 of 10003
Art Crawl!!!

If you guys want a moebius scarf - I can link you to a pattern.

Well, it's Monday and even though I am now enjoying the comforts of air conditioning I'm still feeling sticky.

Also, my eye - which I accidentally poked with a doublepointed needle, is more painful than normal but not as painful as you'd think. I'm going to my eyedoctor tomorrow AM. (The earliest appt was this afternoon but this afternoon does not work for me.)


Jesse - Sep 02, 2008 5:02:43 am PDT #6585 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Well, it's Monday

No it's not! Woo hoo!!


tommyrot - Sep 02, 2008 5:05:36 am PDT #6586 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And in honor of Tuesday, Funny Animals, Part 12